Old People; You Have Been Dismissed.
Posted: November 11th, 2008 By: JerkStore | Under: people | Tags: grandma, grandpa, JerkStore, old, old people
What is wrong with old people today. Why are you so mean and pissed off? Let me clarify “mean old people”
It’s that old man that during the busiest time of the day decides he needs to know everything about his iPod at the Apple Store. Even though there is a line of people with questions he still walks up to the front of the counter and barks at people until someone will sit his decrepit ass down and walk him through every detail.
It’s the old hag at your local coffee store that is bitching about how slow the barista is making coffee. So she decides that she not going to wait and is entitled to her coffee before everyone.
Or it’s that old creepo that shows up to a restaurant as they closing, demanding they turn on the ovens and make him a meatloaf. Then begins to heckle the staff repeating his question and making a mockery of the hostess.
I don’t understand why you expect everyone to show you respect when you don’t give it to others. I don’t care that you were shooting down kamikaze’s over the Pacific, I don’t care that you survived the dust bowl and I certainty don’t care that your old. Your still rude.
Old people your time has come and gone, this is 2008 and quickly becoming 2009 you need to realize that your way of life is not even a memory. Todays world is fast, new and complicated but we still apply one rule that will never get old… the golden rule.
Old People…. You Have Been Dismissed.
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Old people terrorize me in grocery stores. It started in Trader Joe’s in California. Then, in Manhattan, an old man who had half of a paralyzed body pressed his cart up against mine no matter where I was in the store. And I smiled at his angry ass before the terror began! Now, in Paris, I am also tormented by the old at the grocery store. These people WILL NOT MOVE no matter how many times you say, “Par-don” or how small the space is. The don’t have the energy to move. But they DO have the energy to give you a FACE like ASSHOLES.
The day I turn 60 I want to eat Arby’s (if it still exists) and die in my sleep.