Able-Bodied People; You Have Been Dismissed
Posted: November 12th, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: people
I’m getting Older, Fatter, and Slower every day. Due to a knee injury years ago (and by injury, I mean I went from a standing position to a walking position and my kneecap dislocated) I am developing quite a nice little limp. Sure I could have done my physical therapy, but I don’t see how that is my fault.
So now everyday I am faced with the tyranny of Able-Bodied folks flaunting their non-limping superiority and I have had just about enough. I pray every night to Black Jesus for a hot, damaged blind or deaf woman to come into my life, who can’t give me grief about my flaws, because my god she’s deaf or blind. Until that day, I am gonna hobble around and think of mean things to say about the “Able-Bodied”.
By the way, it’s absolutely not my fault that typing “Able-Bodied” into Google Image Search yields nothing but photos of people who are physically or mentally DISABLED. Yell at White Jesus, not me.
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The girl in the photo looks pretty able bodied to me.
Have the movies taught you nothing bacon dumpling? The dude with the limp is the master mind, the big cheese the last one to die. You get chicks, money and fame, even a white limo. So limp I say, limp! Flash that handy cap gang sign and let the bitches service you. Limp on.
Do you not understand the luxuries in store for you? White limos aside, you can have a rascal and close parking and I could be mistaken but with a handicapped sign, I think you might be able to park in the red zone.
Bacon Dumping still doesn’t know how to upload an image correctly… you have been dismissed.
and I still don’t know how to spell…..bacon dumping, case in point.
I see an ivory cane with buffalo etched into a gold handle in Bacon Dumpling’s future.