Middle Management Department Head; You Have Been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

How does it feel being in charge of 20 people who are smarter, younger and better then you?

How does it feel to have the whole office think you’re an idiot? When you walk down the hall people don’t run in fear of you, they run for the fear of actually having to talk to you. You have the IQ of a 12 year old girl, and the temper of a lion.

Looks like being a 70’s burnout really helped with your cool dude attitude and your causual F bombs around the office, but sadly that attitude also took your brain cells, ’cause you somehow don’t know anything and you know it. You feel like a sissy around everyone and that causes your out bursts.

By outbursts I mean, you can’t pull woman’s hair, you can’t call people fagots and you can’t snort and laugh at things that aren’t funny, like someone saying their father died.

We know you lie, I caught you in a lie the first day we met and what did you do? You lied some more. You told me you were an Ice Skater, Buddest Monk, Bar Bouncer an extra in Indiana Jones. We know its all bullshit. You even told me your daughter was a vegetarian, come to find out you don’t even have a daughter.  I’ve seen you cry on your way home riding your vespa on the freeway. I wanted to feel bad for you, but then I was more troubled by the fact you think its ok to RIDE A VESPA ON THE FREEWAY!?!?!?!?!

If your life is pointless and you’re in charge; You Have Been Dismissed.

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