Comments on: BMWs: You Have Been Dismissed

By: fltnsplr

fltnsplr — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:57:37 +0000

And I thought I was the only person who had noticed. By and large, BMW drivers tend to be dicks. Not all…just most. That make of automobile stopped being fashionable about twenty years ago.

Let’s see – also include, in the moron category: Fixie riders, hotdog motorcyclists, sense-of-entitlement SUV drivers, and worthless pedestrians who cross as s-l-o-w-l-y as possible in front of you. And let’s not forget brain-dead motorists whose speakers hurt your ears with their windows rolled up.

By: 90069me

90069me — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:09:11 +0000

It’s like your talking right TO me. I apologize for living.

By: MakeYourBananaCry

MakeYourBananaCry — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:49:39 +0000

I would never date someone who drove a BMW. I’m adding that to my ‘do not date’ list. Nothing says ‘Tool’ better than a man in a BMW. Dismissed!

By: Slut Cake

Slut Cake — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:33:14 +0000

This post shames me. Up until recently I owned a wonderful 2002 BMW m3… wonderful except for the thousands of dollars in repairs.

Fuck Bavarian Motor Werk all to hell. I hate you so much

By: Stop eating tacos

Stop eating tacos — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:33:33 +0000

I’m calling bullshit on your Bacon Dumpling. I know your type better than I know my own mother.

By: meat hat

meat hat — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:21:48 +0000

Do you think when she drives her ass sticks to the leather interior?
Do you think its hard to drive in those High Heels?
Do you think its hard for her to conceal her barf in her hand bag while driving 120 mph? Do you think Bacon Dumpling would really devour her?

By: bacon dumpling

bacon dumpling — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:58:20 +0000

yes dismiss her and send her to the bacon dumpling lair for devouring

By: Pepe

Pepe — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:20:07 +0000

We should also dismiss the girl in the picture or give her some FOOD!

By: Stop eating tacos

Stop eating tacos — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:18:00 +0000

I think you accidentally just dismissed the entire city of Glendale, which really is fine with me.

By: meat hat

meat hat — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:59:25 +0000

I know someone who owns a BMW, he parks across 3 parking spots, he also parks in the handicapped parking. He likes honk in the fashion of Chinese Water Torture at people. Hell is other people, and Mega Hell is other people’s Driving skills.