Marijuana Paraphernalia: You Have Been Dismissed.
Posted: November 19th, 2008 By: JerkStore | Under: Clothes, Music, dismissed, people | Tags: 420, burner, ice cream, JerkStore, marijuana, pot, sublime, weed
JerkStore:
Hey bro, we totally get it. you smoke weed. The giant rasta flag with a pot leaf hanging in the back window of your 1978 VW Bus and your never ending use of lines from the movie “Friday” (not to mention “Dazed and Confused,” “Cheech and Chong,” and “Pineapple Express”) was a dead give away.
It’s not a big deal that you smoke the gangea, but seriously, why do you have to announce it to the world? I’m sure your job scooping ice cream at Rite Aid IS stressful and your boss IS a total “barney.” So go ahead, spark up a fatty, you deserve it. But do me a solid; you don’t have to prove to me how cool cutting edge rebellious you are with your marijuana paraphernalia. You know what I mean…the pot leaf belt buckle, the Bob Marley t-shirt, the rasta beanie and the continuously looped Sublime album coming from your apt. is more annoying then if you just lit up a doob right in my face.
Chill back burn out, pot smoking doesn’t need a spokesman…you are Dismissed.
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they can keep the paraphernalia if they could do me a solid and stop substituting patchouli oil and incense for proper hygiene. i’ll fist bump ya and give you a wud-up nod if you do.
I know a “Barney” when I see one. Even worse is when you see someone from your past who used to be a punk’ish kid or at least seemed, then flash forward 10 years and they have white boy dreads, a hippy beanie, jobless face scruff and they are sharing drugs with your best friend on the beach. I really need a twilight zone key chain to press at those moments.
Wearing a Marijuana leaf emblam, logo or design anywhere on your clothing does not make you cool, ironic or clever it just makes you appear to be the idiot you are. Smoke it if you like but I don’t need to see it advertised on your apparel. Trust me it’s already apparent that your stoned dude.