Myself: You Are Dismissed
Posted: November 27th, 2008 By: Stop eating tacos | Under: dismissed | Tags: Celebrity, stop eating tacos
Over the last week, I have had 4 people I am associated with to various degrees call me to express hurt and disgust at my internet presence.
When my family got involved, it was the last straw. I am sacked. I love the internet but I’m too tired to keep up with everyone’s tiny tears. Internet, we’ve had a good run. I love blogging, talking shit and airing my personal issues on “the net”. I will miss it a lot. Like the great John Battelle, I am laying myself off.
Stop eating tacos, you have been dismissed.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! only 4 people? just think of the peoples who’s lives you enrich with your witty commentary. it will be a great loss.
I retract your dismissal and I am the decider.
Hell-to-the-NO!
PreMature Internet Suicide; That shit has been dismissed!
You, Tacos, you have so much more to live for! Think of all the idocracy that needs exposing. Don’t make me call A&E Intervention on you.
Do the right thing… (virtually) take those people that infected your conscience with (viral) guilt, look em’ right in their iSight, and reclaim your dignity by Dismissing THEM!
[or just go pick on some lil' girls in a Miley Cyrus forum thread... that's what I do with my latent anger]
Good By Stop eating tacos. You’ll be missed.
I think you forgot to tell jokes again.