Posted: November 21st, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: Religion, dismissed | Tags: creationisim, Evolution, God

Look, just because you don’t know the answer to something doesn’t mean you get to just make shit up. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 21st, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: dismissed, people | Tags: skinny

It’s 2008, and if Wall-E has taught us anything it is that fat is our future. In a last ditch effort to try and alter nature, some people, mostly concentrated in Los Angeles and New York City try their damdest to go against the grain and maintain the waif lifestyle. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 21st, 2008 By: Jesus Is My Middle Name | Under: Movies | Tags: Disney Movies, Kids, Movies, Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, Wall-E

I know a lot of you will read this and look at me and leave me comments saying, What the Fuck? …well to start off this dismissal, I am going to counteract your question with my own What The Fuck: Wall-E? Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 20th, 2008 By: shortBus | Under: dismissed, people | Tags: fat

now don’t get me wrong i’m not talking about overweight people i’m talking about fat people. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 20th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Places | Tags: american graffiti remake, Bret Ratner, Daytona Beach, Meat Hat, Mullets, NASCAR

Meat Hat:
Oh Daytona Beach Florida, with your hard packed beach sand and drunk under age beauties, what is it about your city that just instantly makes me gag? Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 20th, 2008 By: Stop eating tacos | Under: Things I Dated, people

Ok buddies, I know its not your fault that I have poor judgement. I really do. But help me out here…
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Posted: November 20th, 2008 By: Felt Poop | Under: dismissed, people | Tags: austin powers, Bad teeth, british, felt poop
Can someone explain to me why bad teeth are so prevalent in England? I am here to testify that the stereotype is true! Not to say that ALL Brits have bad teeth, because that’s not fair, but the bad ones are really, really bad. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 19th, 2008 By: JerkStore | Under: Clothes, Music, dismissed, people | Tags: 420, burner, ice cream, JerkStore, marijuana, pot, sublime, weed

JerkStore:
Hey bro, we totally get it. you smoke weed. The giant rasta flag with a pot leaf hanging in the back window of your 1978 VW Bus and your never ending use of lines from the movie “Friday” (not to mention “Dazed and Confused,” “Cheech and Chong,” and “Pineapple Express”) was a dead give away.
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Posted: November 18th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Clothes, Style, dismissed, people | Tags: bald, comb over, hair piece, lobot, Meat Hat, toupée


Meat Hat:
So you’re balding? Big deal its not like most men have the lion’s mane of Mitt Romney. There is no shame in going bald gracefully. The self confidence you feel when you wear a toupée is false, more people will discuss your “FUR BEANIE” then they would if you just sport your cute bald head. Unless of course your head is misshapen, in that case, ew gross. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: November 17th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Religion, dismissed, people | Tags: Focus on the Family, James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, Meat Hat, prop 8, Religion

Meat Hat:
When I was young I had to listen to Dr. James Dobson in my moms white broke ass Toyota Corolla. No air conditioning, no flat panel TV screens or game boys/ psp to escape to. Being a kid in the 80’s was tough, but listening to Dr. James Dobson was always a low point in the car rides, the high point was getting to listen to Neil Diamond. Read the rest of this entry »
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