2008: You Have Been Dismissed. [Get To Know The Writers] A MUST READ!

Posted: December 26th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Clothes, Politics, dismissed, people | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

2008 is full of dismissible Things and events, let the group of dismissed writers break it down for you. Read the rest of this entry »

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Chest Mustache: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: December 26th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Style | Tags:

 

I really hope I can stop this before it starts. Please don’t try this at home. Life is about being fuckable, and this isn’t fuckable. Please stop. It’s not even sorta funny. Chest Mustache, You have been dismissed.

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Major League Baseball:You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: December 25th, 2008 By: Neal | Under: dismissed


Compare the United States with the Roman empire and you’ve got yourself many parallels, but give us credit for inventing such a clean, innocent national pastime while our empirical predecessors were using human candles to illuminate lions eating defenseless slaves alive to the roar of a blood-thirsty Oligarchy. Read the rest of this entry »

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a message from dismissedblog.

Posted: December 24th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: announcement, dismissed

I wanted to let everyone know that I started a dismissed LIST, so you can scroll and find past posts in alphabetical order. The link is located at the top right hand side of the page. That page will be updated as new post are made. Also, be sure to star rate all the posts you read so we know what posts you like and dislike.

Thanks,

Meat Hat.

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Bacon in Everything: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: December 23rd, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: Something I Ate, dismissed | Tags:

Something happened in 2008 that injected the idea into the public consciousness that bacon is the solution to all of your problems. I am quite sure this notion started with Paula Dean’s fat, ignorant mouth. Read the rest of this entry »

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“The Dress”: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: December 23rd, 2008 By: sweet tits | Under: Bad Girls, Clothes, Design, Style, people

you think you're hot snot on a silver platter but you're just a cold booger on a paper plate

I want to repeatedly stab myself in the eyes every time I see a girl
wearing one of these. Read the rest of this entry »

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Potluck Dinners: You have been Dismissed.

Posted: December 19th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Something I Ate, dismissed | Tags:

Look, I know you touch your junk all day, I touch my junk all day. I’ve met your girlfriend, I know for sure she touches her junk,  and I don’t want to eat her vegan meat loaf. Read the rest of this entry »

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Truck Nuts: You are dismissed.

Posted: December 19th, 2008 By: JerkStore | Under: Automobiles, dismissed | Tags: , , , , ,

Really? Truck Nuts? Why was this ever made? Who the fuck does this? Oh, yeah that’s right I know exactly who you are…

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Twitter; You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: December 18th, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: dismissed

Twitter took the reciprocal of the insult “You ever think anything you don’t say?” and made a business model out of it.

No one cares what you are doing right now, unless you are doing it to them, with no pants on.

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Social Networking; You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: December 18th, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: dismissed

Nothing makes me fucking crazy like looking at everyone in the world creating an exciting virtual life filled with attractive people that I am not taking part in, and I’m a DOCTOR for shit’s sake! Read the rest of this entry »

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