Prince: You Have Been Dismissed

Prince, for the past 15 years or so, I’ve done nothing but defend you and explain your idiotic decisions and dumb ass behavior on you just being a misunderstood, eccentric genius. But now I’m done, I’ve given up on you, from now on you are on your own in your little, purple, Jehovah Witness world. You have finally gone too far. On a November 24th interview with the New Yorker you stated, “you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, ‘You can do whatever you want.’ Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.” Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ” You’re right Mr. Lovesexy, enough, get in your little red corvette and get the hell out of here. This is Reason #1 as to why you are dismissed.

But that is just the tip at the top of your dismissed list. You are further dismissed for the following offences…
Reason #2: In the early 90’s you brought Carmen Electra into the celebrity world by sleeping with her and letting her record a piece of shit album.
Reason # 3: You faked being gay and bisexual on various songs and albums throughout the 80’s, playing up your mysterious “am I straight or gay” sexuality to help sell your music and your image at a time when it was trendy to do so.
Reason #4: You wrote ‘slave’ on your cheek for a year in the 90’s to protest the way you felt your record label was treating you. You did this as you continued to drive around in your fancy cars, live in mansions, date beautiful woman and live the glamorous life.
Reason #5: You released crap after crap album in the 90’s…Come, The Love Symbol Album, Chaos & Disorder, etc…claiming it was because you were trying to get out of your record contract. Then when you got out of that contract you continued to release crap.
Reason #6: I bought every one of those crap albums because I believed in you.
Reason #7: You released an album, Lovesexy, with your ugly ass naked body posed in flowers on the cover and made the album all one track forcing listeners to have to listen to the album as one song rather than giving the listener the ability to hear individual tracks.
Reason #8: You blatantly overused the color purple.
Reason #9: You recorded with Sheryl Crow.
Reason #10: You changed your name to an unpronounceable symbol and refused to be called Prince by anyone but would accept the title of ‘The Artist Formally Known As Prince.”
Reason #11: You beat up woman in the movie Purple Rain
Reason #12: You made the unwatchable follow-up movie to Purple Rain called Graffiti Bridge
Reason #13: Batdance

Fuck You Prince, You Are Dismissed!

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