Brendan Fraser: You Have Been Dismissed.
Posted: December 2nd, 2008 By: Jesus Is My Middle Name | Under: people | Tags: Bedazzled, Brendan Fraser, Celebrity, Crash, Monkeybone, The Mummy
Since you came on the scene in 1991, you have made nearly 50 movies including such films as Dudley Do Right, George Of The Jungle, The Mummy Franchise, and Journey To The Center Of The Earth. But were you ever good?
You may have made some entertaining flicks that we all might secretly enjoy, but in no way did you carry the film. I can not bad mouth Encino Man or Airheads, those movies entertained me quite a bit in my teen years. And School Ties, that was also a great movie. However, I think you may have peaked with that one. You were even in one of the best movies of 2004, Crash. But were you believable in that movie? I dare say you were one of the worst characters in the film.
You have not progressed as an actor, you have played the same character in nearly all movies, and you are not groundbreaking. That dumb wit, that shit eating grin, and that dopey face of yours make me dismiss you.
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I really think he peaked acting with the Tasmanian devil.
HA!
Oh, fuck you for real! Dismissal recinded! In fact, this dismissal was disqualified when you said Crash was one of the best movies of 2004. You will soon be submitted for psychic evaluation and reconditioning until you pee all over that movie JUST LIKE ME.
Brendan Frasier is a national treasure. Infact, he should have been IN national treasure, occupying the place in our cultural lexicon currently taken up by Nicholas Cage and Jason Statham respectively. Imagine how rad Crank would have been starring Brendan Frasier?!?!?! My boner for the Frais just grew like 10 feet.
Remind me to Dismiss CRASH. The fucking worst movie ever made.
“My boner for the Frais just grew like 10 feet. ”
I just vomited
You haven’t seen the trailer for National Treasure 3 – A Trunk Butt full of Secrets – starring Brendan Fraser?
Crash is horrible. It’s on par with Armageddon.
I used to have a crush on Brendan. He’s not a great actor but he’s harmless. When I think of bad actor’s Nicholas Cage or Ben Affleck come to mind but not this boy next door. You need to get a taste test done cause yours sucks! Ahh ha ha!