Pope Moblie: You have been Dismissed.

The Popemobile is an informal name for the specially designed motor vehical used by the Pope during outdoor public appearances.

I have a question, where is the toilet paper roll dispenser? I have long laughed at the idea that one man on earth warrants his very own custom made traveling bullet proof Port-o-potty. With a name like THE POPEMOBILE you expect the car to be made of marble, have jewel encrusted tires and be carried/pushed by young alter boys in sandals, but no, it looks like a modern day mobile poop station.

Since its so modern you would think this specialty car would have flame throwers, be amphibious, and  “in a moment of danger”  be able to eject the pope into space. This car does none of these things, it only lets you look at the pope while sitting in an unflattering position. How is this inspiring to the masses who camp out days to see the holy one on his travels? Many of these cars have been designed for the pope, these days its a nice Mercedes model. Why not just put him in a vespa side car and call it a day? Pope Mobile, you are dismissed, you’re funny, but truly unnecessary.

Question for the active Pope and future Popes; Why travel at all when you have a set up like this?

This guy has a protest pope mobile which would be awesome to see on the freeway.

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