Headbands; You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: December 4th, 2008 By: bacon dumpling | Under: Clothes, Style, people | Tags: , ,

I went to a show a few weeks ago, and the newest big thing out of Silverlake was playing. They sort of one-upped the old band trick of having a hot girl play keyboards, by having two hot girls play keyboards. Both of these broads were wearing little tiny leather headbands. They looked like LARPERS from a Never Ending Story specific universe.

When I went to find photos on the internets about headbands, I found this piece of copy which really states the argument for dismissal better than I ever could:

“Wearing headbands is the easiest way to obtain a hippie chic. Many celebs from Elle Machperson to Mischa Barton, Ashley Simpson and Nicole Richie were seen wearing this instant style piece. You can team up the headband with a pair of wide leg jeans and bohemian tunic or kaftan. Another way to look the ultimate glam hippy is pairing the headband with a flowy maxi dress.”

Flowy and maxi are not two words I would ever put together unless I was talking about cunt gravy, which only happens on Easter Sunday. But I digress, the point is, Fuck You and your stupid headband. You have been dismissed.

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3 Comments on “Headbands; You Have Been Dismissed”

  1. #1 meat hat said at 10:05 am on December 4th, 2008:

    Remember the neck chokers girls would wear? That was a nightmare. These headbands will soon pass.

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  2. #2 MakeYourBananaCry said at 2:35 pm on December 4th, 2008:

    Isn’t a headband just a giant cock ring on a bigger head?

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  3. #3 shortBus said at 10:17 am on December 7th, 2008:

    every person in that online description you found should be dismissed.

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