Creative Grooming: You Have Been Dismissed
Posted: December 9th, 2008 By: Third Turd | Under: Design, Style, dismissed | Tags: best in show, dog abuse, dog grooming, dog lovers
When I see things like this, it makes me cry. You just know she’s lost a son or daughter in the war and in her effort to fill that now missing void, she’s turned to eating cake and ‘beautifying’ Pipsy. And now it become her life.
Please leave your dog alone.
It’s bad enough he has to live his life as a poodle. It doesn’t matter what kind of half shell you shave into him, he’s still God’s retard dog. Too awkward to act normal, always jumping wildly to where you’re not really quite sure how to pet it, so you avoid touching the fucker all together. Or they’re too damn shy to make eye contact at all. Which make me judge the ice cream eating owner and what she does on lonely cold nights.
How do you think he feels when playing cards with his poodle buddies?
“We know we all look like crap coming outt a the doggie womb, but William you take the cake.”
And forget getting laid. No ways he’s getting any action dressed as a komodo dragon.
Lady, if you’re looking for something to fill that void, why not collect stickers. Or dabble in a little bit of meth and give hand jobs behind trash cans, like most of middle america. At least you’d fit in a little better. I’d even accept rollerblading 10 hours a day in venice trying to sell love incense for peace. I don’t want your incense, but please keep your dog out of it.
Crazy dog groomer, you have been dismissed.
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This is animal abuse.
I really sorry for that poodle and it’s very rare that I feel anything for a poodle. I had neighbors growing up who had a Grandma who would paint the toes and put bows on her poodle and I thought that was too much but this takes the cake!
I just saw this via another friend and now I have to look at it again, and cancel the rest of my day. fuck tat lady.
The thing is, Poodles are not dogs. They are clearly aliens. Think about it. Look in ones eyes and tell me it isn’t so.