Brokencyde: Dismissed or Not Dismissed?
Posted: December 12th, 2008 By: meat hat | Under: Advertising, Automobiles, Bad Girls, Clothes, Design, Music, Style, Things I Dated, grammar, people | Tags: altino, american fashions, brokencyde, Celebrity, hipsters, Meat Hat, mexicaltWatch this till the end, then read on.
http://www.vimeo.com/1651661I just learned of these mexi generational trend hounds called Borkencyde yesterday. While at first I must admit, I was ready to slap their presents immediately straight out of my face, but then, I was so entranced by how off the rails this was I had to investigate further, which of course confused me more.
Its no secret that Meat Hat fears the youth of today. But, something has to be said about this mismatch of suburban blight that has actually made something of a mexican hot topic toxic avenger Monster. They are the Toxie of hipster culture, they put it all in a blender, fucked it, went to the mall, bought some shoes, and cut an album. They were able to use all the tends they’ve learned over the past 15 years, and funneled it all into one big pop toilet.
They got SUV’s, fuck yeah?
They got HeadBands, FUCK YEAH!,
They got acne, (which I think is amazing), Fuck Yeah!
Sorta sound like Limp Bizkit, and Ratatat, and lil wayne. Who knew?
They got a closeted Dirtbag on the digital voice modulator, like most hip hop these days, FUCK yeah!
They name brands, FUCK why?
They choke a bitch, a bitch who is probably their moms best friends daughter who wants to get into modeling, But now she’s been choked on your coke whore music video, FUck yeah!
They got the Senesetive break down, Fuck yeah!
They got tattoos at 15, they got American Apparel v necks, they got hair from Orange County CA Circa 1999. not so fuck yeah, more like fuck ehh!!!
They even use Screamo as a dance beat, which is probably what entranced me to begin with.
But the one thing that Iove most about this, is, they let the closeted Accutane acne kid rule this video, while sweeping the fugly dudes under the suburban rug. Way to treat your fellow dirtbag bros.
If the end of the world is coming in 2012, we might as well fuck it and party till the end. The new youth is a party youth, they will kick holes in your 401ks, they’ll touch your daughters and grab a cinnabon at the mall. Its best not try to educate the youth, they’ll end up just fine in Quartzite AZ.
So while I want to dismiss, I can’t make up my mind, everything I talked about points to a dismissal, but its just so off the mexi charts I can’t. One thing is for sure, their fans have to work at KFC.
How do you feel about Brokencyde?
Take a futher look at their myspace page before you decide.
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When I saw this I was confused… then slightly offended… then I started chuckling… then I went back to being confused. I took at look at the myspace page and it set things straight, though. Brokencyde is in fact the Youth. They represent (reprazent?) the future of youth culture. And we should all be very very afraid.
On another note, wtf was up with the mix of shitty vocoded R&B singing and lackadaisical metal shrieks? And the dumpy looking white dude with the t-shirt… he looked like he belonged in that video almost as much as some jackass in a pink bunny suit. Oh wait.
Maybe I actually love this post-modern pastiche; this cultural mashup. But I doubt it.
They are also sponsored by Hot Topic and have kick ass shirts for sale with pigs and shit on them. Brokencyde are a large blender of pure shit. You gotta love that! Big up props, word and peace out!
Alls I know is while I may be a Doctor, I could sure use a sidekick who just screams at people for me.
This is what it would be like if a meth addict pedophile clown shit out a music video.
This is why I can’t have children, I don’t want them to live in a world where this is available.
15 year olds dressed like prostitutes, drinking from party cups, and dancing in the middle of the day in a well maintained suburban park? I noticed none of the party cups seemed to be littered on the ground. Hmm…
He seemed to be very carefully pouring the 40 so as not to kill the grass, which is respectful.
When choking the lying bitch, they seemed to have a gentle touch. Shall I be bold and suggest that they might be Gentle-men?
No, I think you are all old, and don’t understand that the youth of today AREN’T here to fuck shit up. They’re just here to make it LOOK like they’re here to fuck shit up. That’s how you get into the panties these days.
So bitches, remember when you see Ricockulous Thumpchest rolling into town, I’ve got a hot sweaty boner ready to shove up in you. But let’s totally cuddle afterwards.
There is just too much to say. So I’m just going to say it and you can kick me off the site after, mmkay?
Does Bravo know that you have this un aired footage from The Real Housewives of Orange County?
Did Marylin Manson and that girl from 13 have kids?
Their taste in beer is amazing. Followed closely by are they old enough to drink.
If it’s Indie – Metal by kids . . . is it Kettle?
I should stop. . . I would kill to see it live with no one knowing.
Wow… What is wrong with you all?
First off, it’s just a band… to say that you don’t want kids because a music group is in this world then you probably shouldn’t reproduce anyways… Besides… your name on here is JerkStore… sounds like some porn shop owner’s username for underage chatrooms…
Second, if you actually looked at THEIR myspace pages instead of the band’s page, they are actually old enough to get tattoos and drink. Why would it matter if they got a tattoo at the age of 15 anyways?
Third, This band has actual serious songs that are about more than getting laid or wasted. The meaning of the name BrokeNCYDE is a combination of “broken inside”. If you listened to the songs on their first CD, a lot of them are about getting over heartbreak. You can say that is childish or juvenile all you want but adults go through it as well as kids. In fact they have a song called “The Broken” where he says “we are, the broken”.
Last, if you actually think this is what a “meth addict pedophile” music video would be like then you have obviously NEVER seen a rap video… Just because they are dancing in the middle of a park with alcohol and girls that you could never have doesn’t mean this is the product of meth or pedophilia. He isn’t actually choking the girl and it is a pig suit not a rabbit… if you are having difficulty with those two animals then there is something definitely wrong with you.
One last thing… Everyone that is complaining about what is going on in this video or what he is saying or how they have perfectly blended multiple styles of music together to make a new genre has chosen names that are a little unnecessary… “Lettuce Tits” “MakeYourBananaCry” “R. Thumpchest” “Bacon Dumpling” “JerkStore”… do these sound like names that should be chosen by people complaining about how these guys don’t seem old enough to get tattoos or drink? You should all be “dismissed” for being hypocritical bastards.
I recently saw “Bolt”.
It’s a nice little story about a dog who plays a superhero on TV, but since he’s a dog he doesn’t understand what TV is, so as far as he knows, he’s really a Superhero.
It’s nice to see that dismissed now has it’s own mascot. “WOW”, it’s really fucking adorable that you live in a world where Brokncyde is worth defending. I mean, not ALL of their songs are about partying. They aren’t REALLY choking that girl (no shit dumb fuck you can tell that dude is barely applying pressure, like a fucking pussy and she is hardly turning blue enough for my taste). That’s really adorable and commendable of you. I think though you forgot to defend our criticism of Albuquerque as any but a shit whole, and that these kids are privileged white snots. Still though, I think we can use this kind of hopeless naivite around here. Can you sew your own dog costume and start to write for us?
Seems like I hit a nerve with a little bitch…
First off if you want to have an actual argument about something you shouldn’t get so defensive about something so trivial. I was defending a band that is no different than the other bands that are out there that you seem to be overlooked.
Second, they aren’t white. They are all hispanic or hispanic mix. And you overlooking rap and all the other tasteless shit that is out there is a hell of a lot more naive than me liking and defending Brokencyde.
Writing a ton of songs about serious stuff isn’t really good to dance to at a club which is what their “party” songs are meant for. There are more bands like them out there…
You said that you were a doctor yet you are acting the most childish out of everyone on here… “She isn’t turning blue enough for my taste”… was that supposed to make you look like some hardcore bad ass? WOW! you want to see a woman on the verge of dying! that is an amazing comment to come from a doctor…
I didn’t defend Albuquerque because its a city that has no significance to the band which is what was being critiqued on here. Not the city. Also, it would be stated as “shit hole” not “shit whole”… It is also spelled “BrokeNCYDE”. Stop failing dude…
So you want me to make a dog suit and write for this website… I doubt you would be able to handle that… You are obviously getting overly worked up about something as pointless as a guy defending a band. I can’t really imagine how you would react to someone writing a thing bad about the movie you seemed to like so much that was written for CHILDREN.
Fuck off you little pussy bitch. It is a band. They are here whether you like it or not. You don’t have to listen to them. Take a deeper look into the world of music and you will see that BrokeNCYDE is no where near the worst thing you can find.
It’s totally true. I did misuse the word whole.
I also left the “thing” off of anything. You missed that one.
Whose defensive? You have it all wrong my friend. I think you and your brain are made of gold, and I would eagerly welcome you to the family.
Please take that seriously from someone who is obviously a real doctor, and not just someone adding the title of dr. to the name bacon dumpling for laughs.
Let me start off by saying Welcome to DismissedBlog “Wow”. I’m writing you from my underage chatroom in the basement of my porn shop… as you pointed out.
Now, that you are welcomed into the dismissedBlog community let me begin by saying simmer down son. I’m sure this band means alot to you. I’m sure when you are with Mrs. or Mr. Wow (depending on what way you swing) you turn to each other and share a moment when screaming “LIAR” along with the chorus. Really romantic.
However, you have to understand that there are people out in the world that don’t like BrokeNCYDE. Hell, there are people that don’t like Social Distortion (I happen to be one of them… dismissal coming soon). This is just the way the world is. You need to let it roll off your back. I mean, seriously… can you honestly say this band is worth a shit? It’s not. Now that maybe hard to understand now but you will get it one day… a long time from now. When you are older.
For me, this band is just like every other wanna be scream core punk emo douche rock blah blah blah band. Its like the same ingredients: Tight pants, hair color, shit eating grin, cunt faced girl, little pricked slags in the background, cunning band name oh and don’t forget the total lack of talent. Bam, instant band.
Now, I commend you for your rage, I actually loved it and I was hoping we could get you to start posting on dissmissedBlog as a sort of honorary member. I think you sold me with the line “Fuck off you little pussy bitch. It is a band.” How long did it take to think of that? I’m sure you are just full of little quips like that.
And this pretty much sums up why kids/children are a letdown…. sigh.
“Oh youth”.
Ok… I already stated that it was just a band. All I was saying in my initial post was that you are all acting like BrokeNCYDE was the anti-christ of bands when there are worse out there and I was also pointing out that you are all acting like they are childish (and now acting like I am as well) with your very childish names you have chosen.
Second thing, I never had any “rage” about anything that was said. I thought it was funny that someone was getting as mad as the “doctor” up there over someone defending a band. BrokeNCYDE doesn’t mean the world or whatever you think it means to me. IT IS JUST A BAND. The line I chose took me about as long to think of as everyone’s defense on here probably took to come up with. Plus your insults to an “instant band” clearly took zero thought.
I do agree that there are a lot of bands out there like them. They aren’t the first to dress like that and they for sure aren’t the last BUT that is exactly what I was trying to point out. They aren’t alone in the music world. There are bands just like them and worse out there. I just didn’t see the need to chop them up and criticize every little thing about them when that music video and song are both so minuscule in the world of music when it comes to offensive material or just fucked up content.
And people wonder why kids/children are a let down… sigh
“Their parent’s generation”.
Jesus WOW, your post is totally bringing me down. So much so that I almost addressed your concerns point by point without any sarcasm. Way to drop the ball. Clearly you have not connected the fact that the name of this site is Dismissedblog, and that we are here to complain about things to amuse ourselves. I will contradict you on one point though, nothing I have said has been out of anger. I dismiss you out of science, and the fact that since you are familiar enough with BrokeNCYDE to know that they have a first CD, let alone what the content of such may be, therefore you are clearly …
Shit man I dunno. You’re a bummer.
Ok.
Okay so I get home from college, few hours to kill, Im commenting all over Dismissed. I have literally just witnessed the most amazingly awful video in the history of humanity, forwarded the link to my friends, cause this videos existence should be front page news.
‘Wow’ you literally killed this for me lol. My happy insane energy is now dead. Be ashamed.
Nehu.
First off…What kind of blank faced ho wud enjoy having SEXY NOW screamed in her face if not by a foreign immigrant with a twenty and a little extra in his pocket, but by a big huge haired emo who probably touches himself over NSync.
‘Wow’ stop dying everytime someone mistypes their names. They’re not important enough to have them typed properly.
3rdly… I’m young. I’m 19. I love electro, hip hop, rock watever watever. I study Music for fucks sakes. This is a HILARIOUS TPain flat vocals, screaming sexy, gets emotional, but oh wait they’re doing gang signs and the creepy looking girls are as passive as ever, drinking some liqour underage out of plastic cups (pimpin), smiling and shouting and screaming and the quality of music you find on a polyphonic ring tone in a dirty seedy gay bar underground in Iran. I just wanna hit them all with planks of wood and then shake their hands cause I have literally not laughed this hard in ages.
Meat hat I <3 you for this discovery lol.
Peace!
This shit is the sign that music is truly dead. After watching this video, I felt ashamed of myself and no longer wanted to listen to music ever again. Fuck my life.
You haven’t heard “quality” Brokencyde until you hear “Get Crunk.” More like “Fuck Off.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30