CRYING DURING SEX: You Have Been DISMISSED

Posted: December 16th, 2008 By: Sex Wax | Under: Bad Girls, Religion, Something I Ate, Style, Things I Dated, dismissed | Tags: ,
hurts so good

hurts so good

(note: this was originally titled “Small, Sad Pussy: you have been DISMISSED”)

I know you love me. You tell me all the fuckin’ time. I know, you know.

WE KNOW.

When I’m love/hate-fucking you to the ends of the Earth, something strange happens: you CRY.

“You OK?”

“Don’t stop, Daddy. Don’t stopppp!”

This makes Daddy feel WEIRD. It’s not insensitivity. Rape? Abuse?

Are you thinking about the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan?

OR

“I think I hit your dog..with my SWORD..”

THE TEARS COME..Is my fist a magic wand?

A magic carpet taking you straight to your deepest, most painful memories? Is this a “good hurt”?

I’m weirded out. And I’m projecting. Crying during sex: you have been DISMISSED.

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11 Comments on “CRYING DURING SEX: You Have Been DISMISSED”

  1. #1 bacon dumpling said at 2:14 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Jesus Christ, how did you hide a hidden camera in my fuck lair, er, bedroom?

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  2. #2 meat hat said at 2:17 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Kids, or breakfast don’t mix your Kix with dicks.

    Just sayin’

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  3. #3 The General Public said at 4:34 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    This is a really poorly written stupid post.

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  4. #4 90069me said at 5:07 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Gross. Too far.

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  5. #5 Sex Wax said at 5:08 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    You have clearly never fucked anyone so good they cry.
    That’s a bummer.

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  6. #6 Nancy Kerrigan said at 7:45 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    When my legs were broken, it was the worst sex I’d ever had.

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  7. #7 dances with boners said at 8:40 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    hate fucking is my all time favorite past time. if i don’t cry, i don’t get off.

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  8. #8 bacon dumpling said at 2:46 am on December 17th, 2008:

    “This is a really poorly written stupid post. ”

    You are correct, let me fix it for you.

    This is a very poorly written and stupid post.

    Oh you meant the crying during sex post?

    No my friend, that was fucking genius.

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  9. #9 Suicide Girls: You Have Been Dismissed | dismissedblog said at 6:30 pm on January 22nd, 2009:

    [...] 4 years ago where indie and punk kids realized that it was ok to want to fuck each other, and not something to cry about), Suicide Girls has led the way in boring, pathetic and repetitious photo sets of underground [...]

  10. #10 nappyKat said at 4:44 pm on February 17th, 2010:

    i cry for 2 reasons:

    1. if i love the person and they don’t give a fuck about me

    or

    2. the orgasms are so fucking good that i start to tear.

    is just like when guys get that good sex they laugh. same thing except us girls we cry.

    its no big deal. its practically the same thing when you guys get that good cum squirt that you start yelling that “uuuuuuhhhhhh” follow by that little laugh and big ole smilely grin.

    there the END. good post though. old but STILL GOOD.

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  11. #11 Kayli said at 12:08 am on April 16th, 2011:

    Great tkhiinng! That really breaks the mold!

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