Le Trung: You have been dismissed.
Posted: December 16th, 2008 By: dances with boners | Under: Technology, Things I Dated, people | Tags: Le Trung, real doll, sex, sex doll
Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features. Pfft, she’s not a day over 14 you sick bastard. We all want the perfect mate, sure. But spending $25,000 to make a robot who will still complain when you try to feel her up? Perhaps Le Trung should would have been wiser to spend that chunk of change on a real doll, or maybe even a hooker.
“We’re monogomoous, and she’s made me go to church and stop watching porn.” Great, so you’ve built a robot to help you find Jesus? My coworker could have done that for you for free. Although, I do plan on using the “it still hurts where you touched me before” line sometime in the near future.
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I think ladies are happy Le Trung is off the market.
But does that thing cry when you have sex with it?
If I maxed out my credit cards to build a robot sex slave and it made me go to church, I would rip out her microchips before she could say “it still hurts where you touched me before”.
Is anyone reminded of Mr Lawson from Small Wonder? Didn’t he do the same thing in the 80’s when he invented Viki the robot? I bet when little Jamie was asleep he tossed off in her (Viki’s) “shiny hair”