Sublime: You Have Been Dismissed.
Posted: December 16th, 2008 By: Release the Hounds | Under: Celebrity, Music, dismissed, people | Tags: hate, I love sublime, lou dog, sublime, Sublime reunion
Look Sublime; you made a few albums, congratulations. Now go the fuck away.
Sublime is like a curse, its worse then 2pac coming out with albums well beyond the grave, because all I hear over and over anywhere I go is Sublime. People are shocked when they hear I hate sublime. They think they’re the most talented band ever and I should kill myself for thinking otherwise. But to those people, I think Sublime makes you feel good about being a fat, stoner beer whore. The music must release the good ol’ day themes back to when you’d beer bong out of some girls pussy in a Huntington Beach backyard pool party.
Sublime is what was playing in the background at the Lemon Party. Why? Because old fat dudes love sublime. Long Beach California will forever be tarnished by this bronado of ska and reggae. I know that music is subjective, but, really people? Can’t we let them go? They don’t need to be on the radio 24/7, they don’t need to be in commercials and they don’t need to be celebrated on your car bumper stickers any longer. Its been 12 years since they last came out with an album, lets move on.
Sublime, your time has come and gone. Don’t reunite. Get off my lawn, I have released the hounds. You Have been Dismissed.
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How long did this take? Thank god I’m not alone.
Finally, the truth! I didn’t get it when the dude was alive, and i CERTAINLY didn’t get it after he died. DISMISSED.
Did I miss the post where you dismissed proper form and grammar?
Sweet crap. good bye.
San Diego radio should be dismissed also. They play this shitty band every 5 minutes. And I am not exaggerating!
Can we dismiss Sublime once a week?
Uh! Thank you! I was just thinking yesterday that this shitass excuse for a band needed to be dismissed. Everytime I hear their crappy songs I feel like someone is chipping away at my eardrums with an ice pick! Dismissed!