Sublime: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: December 16th, 2008 By: Release the Hounds | Under: Celebrity, Music, dismissed, people | Tags: , , , ,

Look Sublime; you made a few albums, congratulations. Now go the fuck away.

Sublime is like a curse, its worse then 2pac coming out with albums well beyond the grave, because all I hear over and over anywhere I go is Sublime. People are shocked when they hear I hate sublime. They think they’re the most talented band ever and I should kill myself for thinking otherwise. But to those people, I think Sublime makes you feel good about being a fat, stoner beer whore. The music must release the good ol’ day themes back to when you’d beer bong out of some girls pussy in a Huntington Beach backyard pool party.

Sublime is what was playing in the background  at the  Lemon Party. Why? Because old fat dudes love sublime. Long Beach California will forever be tarnished by this bronado of ska and reggae.  I know that music is subjective, but, really people? Can’t we let them go? They don’t need to be on the radio 24/7, they don’t need to be in commercials and they don’t need to be celebrated on your car bumper stickers any longer. Its been 12 years since they last came out with an album, lets move on.

Sublime, your time has come and gone. Don’t reunite. Get off my lawn, I have released the hounds. You Have been Dismissed.

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8 Comments on “Sublime: You Have Been Dismissed.”

  1. #1 Robonaut said at 1:44 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    How long did this take? Thank god I’m not alone.

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  2. #2 aram said at 1:54 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Finally, the truth! I didn’t get it when the dude was alive, and i CERTAINLY didn’t get it after he died. DISMISSED.

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  3. #3 Drown in urine said at 2:22 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Did I miss the post where you dismissed proper form and grammar?

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  4. #4 meat hat said at 2:36 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Sweet crap. good bye.

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  5. #5 Pepe said at 7:10 am on December 17th, 2008:

    San Diego radio should be dismissed also. They play this shitty band every 5 minutes. And I am not exaggerating!

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  6. #6 JerkStore said at 12:31 am on December 19th, 2008:

    Can we dismiss Sublime once a week?

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  7. #7 Shanoo said at 12:54 pm on January 16th, 2009:

    Uh! Thank you! I was just thinking yesterday that this shitass excuse for a band needed to be dismissed. Everytime I hear their crappy songs I feel like someone is chipping away at my eardrums with an ice pick! Dismissed!

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  8. #8 Fitzy said at 4:40 pm on April 25th, 2011:

    FUCK YOU! sublime is the best fucking band known to man. im sorry ur a tard fuck who doesnt listen to the words and understand them. ur a piece of shit and now ur dismissed bitch!

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