Toilet Taggers: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: January 1st, 2009 By: meat hat | Under: Celebrity, Design, dismissed, people | Tags: shia labeouf, taggers, tagging, toiletseat

Listen up toilet seat taggers and listen good. Stop carving up my crap can. It must make you feel like a real bad ass laying in bed at night dreaming of all the asses that touched your hack art job. I don’t know if this nuisance exists in the ladies room, but almost every men’s bathroom toilet seat in Los Angeles has some sort of carving in it, and its finally pushed me to dismissal. Not because it angers me, but because its so fucking pointless. When your mom yells at you for being a loser and not being able to read, do you just stomp outside and take to the first toilet seat you can find? Are you going to show her that one day your toilet seat carvings are going to help a presidential hopeful make it to office?

I have to say I like Graffiti. I like it a lot, if your going to disrupt visual space, fucking do it up big. But I’m disappointed in tagging for that reason, its hack. Tagging is like pee you can’t smell, its annoying, territorial, voiceless and artistically weak.

I laugh thinking of the emerging street artist who tries to pull chicks by dropping that he’s a street/bathroom stall artist. I think of him making a toilet side candle light dinner so she can gaze on his artistic achievements. But in reality, people are shitting all over your hard carving work. Massive ass bursts, taco bell blow outs missing the bowl only to blast all over your scribble.  Why waist your talents on being a talentless fecal bandit?

Talented Actor Shia LaBeouf has already an entrepreneur of this classy art form, so back off. Back in last years GQ article he was quoted by saying, “Me and my friends, as an art project, we decided, you know: What canvas has not been really, like, messed with? So we started this toilet-seat collection.” I’ve actually witnessed this art being created in a drive way in Silverlake.

I have no way of knowing if these are his, but I really hope they are.

Toilet seats are not ad space, toilet seats are there so your ass doesn’t sit in shit water.

Leave toilet seat grossness to the Shia LaBeouf toilet seat crew and the Ghoulies.

If you truly need to be gangsta with a toilet seat, use it to kill people.

Toilet Seat taggers, you need to broden your vision, take an art class and make something of yourself before its too late. But for now, you have been dismissed.

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