Party Lesbians; You Have Been Dismissed.

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Definition: Straight girls who make out in male dominated party situations.

I do judge a “good/bad movie”  by the amount of Party Lesbians it boasts (see. Lost Boys Lost Tribe). But in the real time world Party Lesbians are so starved for male testosterone attention they’ll go at it at parties just to get the attention their families never gave them. They want the benefits of attention without all the real pain it really takes to be a actual homosexual.

At a party I’m sure its easier for loose women to make out with some other girl, kissing girls is soft like kissing angles wings, I can see it being better then making out with dudes, which feels like rubbing up on a Chore Boy Scrub.

I’m sure licking tequila off another girls nipples feels right in the moment when 50 guys are standing around chanting you to do it.  Why not, its what the crowd wants. You’re a star, if only for 3 mins.

Party Lesbians in California probably identified with No on Prop 8 for a little bit because they kissed a girl and they liked it, they liked the taste of her cherry chap stick. But once they went to vote they most likely voted Yes, because they too wanted to keep the joy of dabbling in something WRONG, and if it where RIght, well, then it wouldn’t be sexy or taboo anymore.

Men, I get the allure of watching a party lesbian at a party.  But what you have to realize is that they are doing this for you. There are no lesbian’s that go to drunk bro/frat/juggalo/pimp and hoe parties. They are home feeding their cats, greasing up their motorbike or being way more awesome and productive with their time. In reality they’re just like all single people, they’re probably drunk somewhere else away from men, all making out. But let’s face it, men are really upset by actual lesbians, because their penis serves no purpose in the matter.

Woman that are truly homosexual don’t need to make out on kegs at a party, they don’t need your approval and they really don’t need a man boner.

Party Lesbians, the real way to a mans lust in the long run; Brains. They need a strong woman to tell them what to do the rest of their lives, so you might as well be smarter then them, and you get to keep your self respect.

Party Lesbians; Pull up your juicy sweatpants, tie back your bleached stringy hair and call your dad because you have been Dismissed.

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