Gnome Hating: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: January 11th, 2009 By: bacon dumpling | Under: Entertainment, MMORPG, Technology

083105_wow_carolinusFew things get me going like the gnome haters. What isn’t to love? Just look at that little guy! Let me break it down why gnomes are the best race in Azeroth:

1. BEST /train PERIOD

2. I can run forward and backup into taller races crotches over and over again and its fucking funny

3. I can actually run underneath things that other races can’t

4. I have short little stubby fingers and toes.

5. What else you gonna play? A Blood Elf? OMG totally lame.

6. When I get into PUGs I totally run around in circles and emote /s tee hee ( I don’t, but it would be rad and it just wouldn’t work with a tauren)

6 fucking reasons why gnome hating should stop ASAP. I would probably have more if I was drunk. Speaking of which, Number 7, gnomes being smaller have a lighter tolerance for in-game alcohol, therefore gnomes get drunker faster.

BOOM!

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5 Comments on “Gnome Hating: You Have Been Dismissed”

  1. #1 meat hat said at 2:40 pm on January 12th, 2009:

    Something about reading this reminded me I have X-files figures in my freezer.

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  2. #2 sweet tits said at 2:53 pm on January 12th, 2009:

    don’t hate the gnome, hate the game.

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  3. #3 wow said at 4:52 pm on January 12th, 2009:

    ummmm… what? did you mean to post this on the ‘world’ forums?

    there is plenty of gnome love in the real world?

    http://www.utterpants.co.uk/gnome/gnomelust.html

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  4. #4 R. Thumpchest said at 7:24 pm on January 12th, 2009:

    I thought this was gonna be about Garden Gnomes.

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  5. #5 Brionity said at 5:32 pm on January 14th, 2009:

    @Meat Hat Do they keep better that way?

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