Mercury in Retrograde, you have been dismissed.

Posted: January 13th, 2009 By: The Decider | Under: dismissed

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Rather the fact that on every given day, if something is a little stressful or a little crazy, some idiot will inevitably remark that Mercury must be in retrograde. I’m sick of people blaming their problems, mishaps and fuck-ups on the little planet. Since when did you get a degree in astronomy? Spending much time at the observatory lately? For real, it’s time you cowboy up and take some responsibility and stop blaming it on the planets.

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4 Comments on “Mercury in Retrograde, you have been dismissed.”

  1. #1 meat hat said at 3:34 pm on January 13th, 2009:

    Why blame planets when you can just your farts on the dog?

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  2. #2 MakeYourBananaCry said at 11:09 am on January 14th, 2009:

    ooops…i’m one of those people who says “watch out when mercury is in retrograde”…oh well that’s me the idiot.

    you should watch what you’re doing anyways. better to be smart than dumb. people make dumb decisions everyday and if you tell them “mercury is in retrograde so think before making a dumb decision” they might think twice and that’s allright in my book.

    Amen

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  3. #3 Brion said at 5:30 pm on January 14th, 2009:

    I definitely prefer Venus in the House of Pancakes.

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  4. #4 Oedipus Red said at 5:58 pm on January 14th, 2009:

    Yes! Someone just blamed Mercury in Retrograde for the problems with our printers. Which planet can we blame when something’s wrong with the toilet, though?

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