Upcoming JenAn Movie: You Have Been Dismissed
Posted: January 17th, 2009 By: Oedipus Red | Under: Celebrity, Entertainment, Movies, dismissed, people | Tags: Add new tag, angelina joie, bad movies, Celebrity, empty soul, jennifer aniston
There is much scat to be had upon this vile beast known as Aniston. Jolie is a separate subject, but at least her fucked up psychology includes knives, creepy child obsession, lesbianism, blood fetishes and maybe even kissing her hot brother. I can respect that. But Jen An – you are dismissed.
I had to endure…nay…be tortured….with Aniston’s yet to be released creative wasteland entitled ‘Management’ . This was supposed to be a treat to us, as we were offered the entertainment value before the general public was allowed to view this gloriously empty and implausible landslide of a film.
Woody Harrelson couldn’t even save it, playing the evil punk rock boyfriend (of course! anyone friends with Joe Strummer is an asshole!!! Well, at least in Rupert Murdoch’s opinion). And yes, like any good old-school punk rock guy, he wants to marry a hot, mainstream, corporate, worked-out hottie chick who is extremely cold to him. Ah, punk rock guys…you truly all succumb to those girls that rejected you in high school and it’s a farce, ain’t it boys?
Just remember the tagline of this film: ‘Can I touch your butt?’. It’s really world-class writing, here, my friends.
I’m sure it will do fine…just because it has Jen’s nubile, personal-trained, moisturized-ass in it. But this was beyond anything remotely, artistically good, and she financed it herself.
It’s like….they think of the masses (and, maybe they are correct) as these autistic chimps, reacting joyously to their pre-programmed ideas, no matter how stupid or incorrect or banal or absolutely alien situations. It doesn’t even matter anymore to us.
Sometimes I think that those in charge are not blame…we are.
Either way, Aniston: as an Executive Producer of this laziness and also as a 40-something millionaille chick not even trying to improve the way film & women can move and breathe and expand consciousness (perhaps this is not in your blood anyways): you are ultimately dismissed.
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I only ever liked her in the leprechaun.
She’s poop of cat.
On a weekend when ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ is #1 at the box office, truer words were never spoken.
It’s totally our fault.
Also; why is Phoebe resigned to supporting roles in B movies and failed Satireality cable programming when Rachel is hardly talented enough for HGTV.
We fail ourselves as a culture.
The troubling thing is not really the Jen Aniston, as more it is Hollywood in general. Aniston is the good-looking head on the amazing body that doesn’t have amazing acting chops… she has the girl-next-door appeal that the entire country loves.
Hollywood plays it safe, puts together a terrible script with 2 marginal actors, promotes it a little bit and gets a nice return. I haven’t seen the film (yet) but can only imagine that its derivative of some 1960’s movie, which was derivative of some 40’s movie.
I think Aniston here is being smart, taking her paycheck and going about her bidness like she should. Not everyone is Parker Posey…
Yeah, not even Parker Posey who was once cool but now only plays the role of down on her luck white lady, wacky white lady and white, white lady.
The plot line sounds like a “grown up” version of Valley Girl. That was a kickass movie, btw.
I’m just sooo tired of her being the sad sack that she always publicly portrays…boo hoo, it suck to have fucked Brad Pitt & have a gazillion dollars. Nevermind that she’s basically talentless & gets all this anyway!