Donuts: People who bring them to work You have been dismissed.
Posted: February 7th, 2009 By: meat hat | Under: dismissed
First of all I understand that people are trying to be nice by bringing in donuts to the office environment. But seriously I think they are all fucked in the head. They bring in delicious donuts to say thanks for all the hard work. However, take a look next time at the people who bring them in; They are skinny, they bring these in to temp everyone tipping the scale to watch them drown in their own sugary fried delight.
I once worked with a girl who brought these in once a week, She finally stopped when my boss pulled her by her hair across the office and ram a phone in her face. Now that is really taking action.
This past week, we received 3 dozen donuts, I had to put a note on them to remind everyone in the office that they are obese and not to be tempted. One was eaten by the secretary who enjoys being fat and loud. She says, “being loud only is fun when you’re fat, no one likes a loud skinny bitch.” True words, but I tossed out the fat land mines when no one was looking, and there was an air or relief that they were no longer with in reach.
People, if you want to do something nice to the people you work with, give them the day off, make them a mix CD or give them porn. But Please cut it out with the donuts, they are way too delicious.
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Mr. Meat Hat-
One: You are not fat, you handsome son of a bitch.
Two: You’re prolifeciency is incredible. Or maybe you are actually that pissed of a person. Either way, NOOOIYCE!
Your. God. Damnit.
i was going to bring in frosted cupcakery in for the office. am i the loud skinny bitch?
Dexter will chop up your ass and put it in the Atlantic Ocean.
Short Bus. Frosted Cupcakery is better then donuts. But yes, you are skinny and will be dismissed for bringing sugary goodness to fat lards that sit all day at a computer.
I love people that bring in donuts to work! I hate when I’ve already eaten breakfast though and arrive at work to see their glorious glazed glory and scintillating sugar smell waiting for me. Of course I will still eat one and then a half of one later. They bring me joy. Donuts once and awhile are pure joy and as long as your not eating them every day your waist will be fine.