Treating Children as Equals: You Have Been Dismissed

The other day I was out eating sushi, in a fairly nice place, the kind of place where I wouldn’t have (or shouldn’t have) been allowed in until I was at least 30 and learned how to behave myself, and seated at the table next to me is this little cuss of a bastard with his hot Mom, out on a weekly date.

I sit in utter horror as Mom talks to cuss about school, not telling him what to do, but giving him friendly advice, while taking time out to discuss if this sushi is better than the kind they had on their last vacation. So how is Dad doing?

What kind of fucking asshole treats their kid like they know anything? Eating sushi at 12 and wearing a tie? Fuck you and your perfect life (so what if Daddy and Mommy don’t live together, you probably get your own arcade at home and get to see what happens when the train goes behind the wall).

Treating children as our equals gives them the respect that they should be earning all throughout their twenties as they get into and out of drugs, knock up a couple of broads and steal the car at least once, crashing it in TJ.

Remember how much pussy Alex P Keaton got? NONE. Parents treating their children as equals will amount to the next generation’s Jerry Springer fodder, and is therefore dismissed.

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