Tween Cartoons; you have been dismissed
Posted: March 2nd, 2009 By: Womb Raider | Under: dismissed
Horseland, Bratz, Trollz, WHAT THE FUCK!? You are the reason I refuse to have kids. I refuse to fight a losing battle. I could try to teach my (hypothetical) little girl about real female heroes, like Dorothy Parker, Harriet Tubman, Amelie, or Julia Child, but they’d be no match for the cartoon army of purple haired, sassy, manipulative little cunts that live in ‘Kewlopolis’.
BARFbie
I just saw a cartoon that was like mean girls meets my little pony. The little girls in the cartoon had the staple giant head, stick figure, and rode around on horses who could talk. They, of course, couldn’t get a word in edge-wise while these chicks were teasing each other about being losers. But, when the horses did speak, they too teased one horse about being fat. This horse decided an eating disorder was in order .
I’m sure there was an anti-eating disorder message in there somewhere, but, underneath all the bitchery it was hard to glean.
Dirty Little Secret
I wish these fucking fat-cat Ad Execs and CEO’s would stop trying to obfuscate their goal to numb our future into vapid, delusional, codependent, anorexic whores. Just be honest about it. There’s a place in society for those girls when they grow up… Reality TV, Las Vegas, in front of Joe Francis’ camera. Just tell them what they actually have to look forward to; don’t make em’ think they’re gonna be a princess when they’re really gonna be principle-less. Hugging a toilet is not what they imagine when you call them a porcelain doll.
Tween Cartoons and the psychological turmoil hidden behind them; I dub the, lil’ miss dismissed.
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Um….either somebody’s in animation or somebody is a little too inTO animation, if you know what I mean (creep). Let’s just keep our kids un-sexuallymolested. That’s what I say. Everything will work itself out (new world order). But what do I know (a lot)?
It’s time for little girls to know they are never going to be princesses. If they are lucky, they’ll get married, and even luckier to be happily married. People are just as evil at 10 yrs old as they are at 40. People suck at every age. The sooner kids know this, they can ignore it and be awesome on their own.
Junkwad,
You are proof of meat hat’s statement that “People are just as evil at 10 yrs old as they are at 40. People suck at every age.”
Also, you’re an idiot. If you knew half as much as the “(a lot)” you claim to know… You’d figure that someone concerned for the psychological well being of children is not likely to be inclined to molest them.
Lets keep our comments section un-idiot-infested. That’s what I say.
Junkwad, you and your inane comment have been dismissed.
… wait…
On second thought… You’re right. I want those little girls to grow up without any slice of self-respect so they’ll be easier to molest. Then they can watch cartoons with me and my bruised inner-child, after.
JUNKWAD your DISMISSED!