Parents who bring their Babies to Coachella Music Festival: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: April 20th, 2009 By: meat hat | Under: dismissed
I never really had a chance. My parents raised me at Coachella music festival. .

I never really had a chance. My parents raised me at Coachella music festival. .

This past weekend I spent my time in Indio in the Califronia desert for the 3 day annual Music Festival. Millions of people pour into the area, to let loose, get generally retarded and bake in the sun while watching the best of what music has to offer. This is no place for your baby. Babies don’t watch this, leave ‘em in the streets.

While most of these babies I saw were well under 1 year of age. Meaning, that possibly these babies were conceived at last years concert and the parents couldn’t wait to bring the baby back to the scene of the crime.  I’m going to make a few calls and see if next year they can have a child protective service woman at the gate for all these fools who bring their new born babies to this extremely un baby proof event. They need to take these babies away quick, they deserve better. With  my Jesus phone I was able to document some of this tragedy.

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This baby was unattended and tried to cling to a sleeping stranger (at bottom of frame). With in ear shot of this new human was the Murder City Devils. The napping father could be seen slumped against a fence not really paying much attention to his baby.

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This baby doesnt’ have a chance, they already have it in tiva sandals.  Baby legs, extra crispy.

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This photo is a lot to take in. The father seen in the long skirt and the Milf wife seen bending down to push the baby back on the blanket. Both parents seemed well out of their minds while dancing to the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah’s.  It was hard to watch.

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This mother and and baby had an bit of a fight at the bathroom station. The baby was heard giving a good argument about the state of her future and how she was uncertain her mother would be able to provide a sheltered enough existence for her to grow into a respectable young woman.

Please people, if you can afford tickets to Coachella, you can afford a baby sitter. Get your head on straight. Get your baby on, or you party on, you can’t do both at the same time.  Party people with babies, Congrats you pooped out a living being, now you are dismissed to go stay home and take care of it so it doesn’t rob me in the future. Thanks.

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7 Comments on “Parents who bring their Babies to Coachella Music Festival: You Have Been Dismissed.”

  1. #1 Womb Raider said at 11:35 am on April 20th, 2009:

    Total Trainspotting Baby Moment!

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  2. #2 Robonaut said at 11:43 am on April 20th, 2009:

    God i love this site. You people bitch about all the shit I bitch about.

    Also dismissed: Parents who have their toddlers out walking around after ten at night. You know what I’m talking about. You’re at Alejandro’s getting a burrito at midnight trying to sober up after Detroit Bar and there it is. Some jack ass with thier two toddlers hanging out eating or walking to the store. Come on people. This is worse that bringing a stereo to the beach so you can mask the calming sound of the ocean with bad Hip-Hop or Ranchero. Sucks.

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  4. #4 Oedipus Red said at 4:12 pm on April 24th, 2009:

    I’d like to start a petition to bring into law ‘Baby-Free Zones’. I’m sick of humanity thinking these little stinking troll spawn need to be everywhere and annoy the fuck out of us humans who actually have enough self-esteem to feel complete without breeding. It’s not a miracle. Has anyone noticed the billions of other fucking people spewing out kids on the planet, that are slowly sucking everything dry? Fuck you babies and your idiotic parents. Let us at least enjoy some public moments of adult-ness & good music without your inattentive, missing-link mams & paps letting you run free to annoy and destroy. Three words: morning after pill.

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  6. #6 festive occasions | The Stylish Disaster said at 5:20 pm on November 17th, 2013:

    [...] and, well, NOT like they were having a good time. Though the parents I saw weren’t of this ilk (yikes!), I didn’t see any kids wearing earphones or any other kind of noise protection, [...]

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