Welp! That solves it.
Thanks for the great reporting over there at The Sun, we now know that Fatties cause global warming and can all go home now.
While our excessive appetites for destruction and cravings for consumption are more likely candidates, the real message here ought to be that the pursuit of healthy living would do a world of good.
In this spirit, I’ve included several links (below) where you can get up off your fat, lazy ass (or not) and contribute to the solution instead of the problem.
Donate. Get Involved. Sign a Petition. Learn Something. Increase Awareness.
(feel free to leave other helpful links in the comments)
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