Kottonmouth Kings DISMISSED

Back in my day, you had to worry about the skinheads roaming Huntington Beach pier. Now you must concern yourself with the OC’s very own Insane Clown Posse, The Kottonmouth Kings…I was inspired to write this after witnessing a family of whales that all had Kottonmouth King tattoos. Yes, even middle aged mom was representin’. These idiots have let their blond hair grow out into white dreadlocks or a dangerous mohawk and have left the 909 to invade our god loving, flat bill hating, County of Orange. Wait, I have only been dismissing Kottonmouth King fans, I forgot the amazing band with such hits as “Planet Budtron” “Where’s The Weed At” and “Proud to be a Stoner.” Do you know why weed will never be legal? Because of idiots like you. Its amazing that the Metal Mulisha and ICP were able to successfully mate and produce this band of potential Nobel Prize winners. And worst of all they feature a guy who used in be in a few real bands, namely the Descendents and Dag Nasty. At least those bands had the decency to kick him out as soon as they caught him trying to mix hip hop with punk rock. Some things were just not ment to go together and suburban white boy stoner rap is a combination that no one needs.
Kottonmouth Kings suck…dismissed.

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