Kottonmouth Kings DISMISSED

Posted: July 14th, 2009 By: Wally George | Under: dismissed

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Back in my day, you had to worry about the skinheads roaming Huntington Beach pier. Now you must concern yourself with the OC’s very own Insane Clown Posse, The Kottonmouth Kings…I was inspired to write this after witnessing a family of whales that all had Kottonmouth King tattoos. Yes, even middle aged mom was representin’. These idiots have let their blond hair grow out into white dreadlocks or a dangerous mohawk and have left the 909 to invade our god loving, flat bill hating, County of Orange. Wait, I have only been dismissing Kottonmouth King fans, I forgot the amazing band with such hits as “Planet Budtron” “Where’s The Weed At” and “Proud to be a Stoner.” Do you know why weed will never be legal? Because of idiots like you. Its amazing that the Metal Mulisha and ICP were able to successfully mate and produce this band of potential Nobel Prize winners. And worst of all they feature a guy who used in be in a few real bands, namely the Descendents and Dag Nasty. At least those bands had the decency to kick him out as soon as they caught him trying to mix hip hop with punk rock. Some things were just not ment to go together and suburban white boy stoner rap is a combination that no one needs.
Kottonmouth Kings suck…dismissed.

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3 Comments on “Kottonmouth Kings DISMISSED”

  1. #1 Stoner760 said at 7:51 pm on March 3rd, 2011:

    hahaha you’re fucking stupid for posting this on a site that noone cares about. what’s wrong with smoking weed? sure their punk songs suck dick but they’re a sick band. fuck off

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  2. #2 clownking said at 6:40 pm on April 12th, 2011:

    no doubt your a dumb fuck kmk for life you have nothing better to do then hate at least they have the balls to do something that no other can whoop whoop mother fucker juggalo till the day i day you punk as hater

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  3. #3 You Don't Need To Know My Name said at 10:23 pm on April 26th, 2011:

    Wow. This is pathetic. The people who read this could post the same hate banter on this website as you have. Honestly. That’s like me saying, “Hey great a bunch of bible humping, dick licking, preaching assholes have taken over everything and are trying to push religion down people’s throats.” But you know what, I’m not going to hate because it’s something they believe in. I love kmk, I’m not into ICP, but I don’t judge them. I think Celine Dion SUCKS but I don’t go bashing her. Why don’t you post a picture of yourself and see how many positive responses you get back. Quit looking for people to sympathize with you. If you don’t like something fine, but don’t bash it just because you disagree with it, or maybe someone will just sink to your level for about five minutes and bash your mom for giving birth to you. Way to go. Thumbs down.

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