UFFIE: You have been dismissed, now clean up that spot on the couch.

Posted: October 6th, 2009 By: meat hat | Under: dismissed http://www.vimeo.com/6879950

I watched this video and felt nothing. All I could think of was her leaking on the couch. Youth culture is only awesome when it spits in the face of the norm. This video just celebrates what they will all be doing in 15 years. Only then they will wish they had the memories of working at Hot Dog on a Stick, studying for math class and getting fingered the proper way in sunday school.

Plus, this video has Steve Aoki in it which is a boner killer.

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6 Comments on “UFFIE: You have been dismissed, now clean up that spot on the couch.”

  1. #1 the decider said at 1:00 pm on October 6th, 2009:

    This is the grossest shit I’ve seen in a long time.

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  2. #2 Zee said at 11:44 am on October 10th, 2009:

    I think this uffie is a furry..ew.

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  3. #3 sonotlikeyou said at 3:00 am on November 1st, 2009:

    this is digusting it remind me on a 80s porn where they abuse child like role artists… disgusting on 00:03 is a happy time for pedos yes the producer of this fucking video must be a fucking pedo… makes me want to puke in his face… and the song is gross …wtf? what is she singing there? and can we call this singing? is this what they think that ppl. are into? gooosh this is so fucking bullshit right there… we have a fucking stupid person that calls itself lady gaga we dont need another porno girl… uffie go put some clothes on …this conception is sooo dismissed!!!

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  4. #4 Alex said at 2:38 am on November 24th, 2009:

    Hey, Uffie was around long before Lady Gaga. But that part at 00:03 is indeed nasty. And the whole video is dumb.

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  5. #5 nappyKathy said at 6:50 pm on November 25th, 2009:

    of course the boys call you when they “feel freaky hot”.

    and yes your “gifted” thats why you “have to sell sex”

    wow more reasons for me not to have any children but damn i’m hooked on this shit.

    its complete garbage but god damn i can’t get it out of my mind. and it really depresses me numbs me from top to bottom.

    she had me fool i thought she was really british .

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  6. #6 Myth said at 10:18 pm on December 3rd, 2009:

    I can agree with that.

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