I hesitate writing this Dismissal because you celebrate being hated – which makes me feel kinda sorry for you. All that inner fatgirl self-hatred and shame you have deep inside…you can just tuck it away and tag your site “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site”. But can we be honest with each other for a sec, boo?
I hate Britney Spears. I don’t care that it’s her birthday week and I don’t care that she’s “getting it together” now for a come back. The bitch cannot sing. Period. She is a product of the record label marketing machines who’s only job is to crank out skank whores like Britney until they’re spent. And this bitch has lasted WAY too long. “Hit me baby one more time…?” How about I hit you ten more times.
She’s nothing more than a former Mouseketeer from Kentwood, Louisiana with frighteningly wide set eyes, fake tits, fake ass, fake nose, calf implants….do I need to go on? Let’s talk about the voice. WTF? Jesus Christ, she sucks. It’s like a cross between helium, The Chipmunks, and a queef. A really stanky queef.
I used to want to live in you, then I got to know you.
You give the illusion of being the cool part of town – kinda indie, kinda gay, kinda artsy, kinda bohemian… but you’re really just a slacker neighborhood in search of a soul with overpriced, rundown shacks being passed off as quaint fixer uppers for spoiled elitists. Read the rest of this entry »