Quiznos “free” subs: You are Dismissed.

Posted: February 26th, 2009 By: cracker man | Under: Advertising, Places, Something I Ate, dismissed

I know you don’t have a theme song as catchy as Subways, and your fucked up little hamster abortions are long gone, but your Million Sub giveaway isn’t going to help you win over new customers.

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Flat-Billed Hats: You have been dismissed.

Posted: January 26th, 2009 By: cracker man | Under: Clothes, Douche Bag Uniform, dismissed, fashion, people

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I love hats.  They’re great for a ton of useful things like hiding a fucked up hair cut from Super Cuts.  What I hate, are flat-billed hats and the people that wear them.  Who are you? Fucking Charlie Brown?

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Poker: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: November 24th, 2008 By: cracker man | Under: dismissed | Tags: , ,

You were once the thing of legends. Whether it’s an old haggard Texas cowboy types or a suave middle easterner, your high stakes, backroom games weren’t for the faint of heart. You had to be a special person to be a professional gambler. Read the rest of this entry »

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