Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed.

Lady GaGa, I just don’t get you, you make no sense to me, I can’t even
pretend you do. I’ve heard others rave about you so I’ve tuned in to see
what all the buzz is about. When I first laid eyes on you I was convinced
you were a Tranny Hooker who got her lucky break while working a taco
stand in Hollywood. Read the rest of this entry »

Prince: You Have Been Dismissed

Prince, for the past 15 years or so, I’ve done nothing but defend you and explain your idiotic decisions and dumb ass behavior on you just being a misunderstood, eccentric genius. But now I’m done, I’ve given up on you, from now on you are on your own in your little, purple, Jehovah Witness world. Read the rest of this entry »

Neverland Ranch; You Have Been Dismissed

Neverland Ranch we all wanted to believe in your smoke and mirrors. We all wanted to believe in your innocence and sincerity. When you were bought by the King of Pop in 1988 your 2,800 acres were built into a glorious amusement park, zoo and fantasy land. We all wanted to go. You made us believe in you. You made MIchael Jackson happy and that made us happy. You let thousands of children through your gates to entertain them and keep them smiling.

Read the rest of this entry »

Coldplay: You Have Been Dismissed.

People ask why I hate Coldplay? I say how can you like Coldplay? There is no redeeming value with this band. There are better versions of them out there so why go with the watered down when you can go with the full flavor. It’s like choosing Pepsi over Coke…why would you do that? I’ve always been suspicious of this band that I call the ‘poor man’s U2′ and some say the ‘poor man’s Radiohead’. Either way they just don’t work …something doesn’t smell right down Coldplay way.

Read the rest of this entry »