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UFFIE: You have been dismissed, now clean up that spot on the couch.

meat hat — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:09:14 +0000

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I watched this video and felt nothing. All I could think of was her leaking on the couch. Youth culture is only awesome when it spits in the face of the norm. This video just celebrates what they will all be doing in 15 years. Only then they will wish they had the memories of working at Hot Dog on a Stick, studying for math class and getting fingered the proper way in sunday school.

Plus, this video has Steve Aoki in it which is a boner killer.

Hollywood Undead: You have been dismissed. I don’t even have the energy to give this a...

Hollywood Undead: You have been dismissed.

meat hat — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:28:24 +0000

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I don’t even have the energy to give this a proper dismissal. I give up. We all are doomed.

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Congresswomen Virginia Foxx: You are Dismissed.

meat hat — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:33:24 +0000

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Congresswomen Virginia Foxx called the sad killing of Mathew Shephard “a hoax”.

Woman, you are dismissed.

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Motorcycle Helmet Mohawks: You have been dismissed.

meat hat — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:30:07 +0000

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I see them all over the freeways these days. I really hope their militant indian guides. But I know sadly their just loveless zit assed asphalt chum. Dismissed.

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Parents who bring their Babies to Coachella Music Festival: You Have Been Dismissed.

meat hat — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:01:21 +0000

I never really had a chance. My parents raised me at Coachella music festival. .

This past weekend I spent my time in Indio in the Califronia desert for the 3 day annual Music Festival. Millions of people pour into the area, to let loose, get generally retarded and bake in the sun while watching the best of what music has to offer. This is no place for your baby. Babies don’t watch this, leave ‘em in the streets.

While most of these babies I saw were well under 1 year of age. Meaning, that possibly these babies were conceived at last years concert and the parents couldn’t wait to bring the baby back to the scene of the crime. I’m going to make a few calls and see if next year they can have a child protective service woman at the gate for all these fools who bring their new born babies to this extremely un baby proof event. They need to take these babies away quick, they deserve better. With my Jesus phone I was able to document some of this tragedy.

This baby was unattended and tried to cling to a sleeping stranger (at bottom of frame). With in ear shot of this new human was the Murder City Devils. The napping father could be seen slumped against a fence not really paying much attention to his baby.

This baby doesnt’ have a chance, they already have it in tiva sandals. Baby legs, extra crispy.

This photo is a lot to take in. The father seen in the long skirt and the Milf wife seen bending down to push the baby back on the blanket. Both parents seemed well out of their minds while dancing to the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah’s. It was hard to watch.

This mother and and baby had an bit of a fight at the bathroom station. The baby was heard giving a good argument about the state of her future and how she was uncertain her mother would be able to provide a sheltered enough existence for her to grow into a respectable young woman.

Please people, if you can afford tickets to Coachella, you can afford a baby sitter. Get your head on straight. Get your baby on, or you party on, you can’t do both at the same time. Party people with babies, Congrats you pooped out a living being, now you are dismissed to go stay home and take care of it so it doesn’t rob me in the future. Thanks.

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Breakfast Song: You have Been Dismissed.

meat hat — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:46:16 +0000

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This couple with their strong talent of voice sing a song about how we won’t need breakfast when Jesus comes back to earth. They even sing about how we won’t need Lipton Tea. While I really enjoy this woman’s clip on pony tail and counting how many teeth this man has, I’m upset that they made their song 5 mins long. I can’t help but chuckle that the drum set in the back says, “Darwin” on it.

By the looks of it, they’ve been eating lots of breakfast. Jesus ain’t coming, so eat up those Biscuits.

I’m sure you’ve stopped your lame music by now, but just encase: you have been dismissed.

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Stupid People: Get with it, you have been dismissed.

meat hat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:00:42 +0000

The world can’t keep catering to the stupid people. It’s time to be smart.

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Babies having Babies: You Are Dismissed.

meat hat — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:10:04 +0000

Alfie the lovable playboy finally settles down at the old age of 13, he had a kid with a village Bicycle.

Seriously, teach kids your about the rubber, the pill, adoption and if need be the doctor baby grabber.

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Charles Darwin: The Citizens of America (not me) have dismissed you.

meat hat — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:19:39 +0000

I just shit my panties when I read that only 4 out of 10 American people believe in Evolution. Four? Only four? Shit christmas this is not the hell in a handbasket ride I was hoping for, this is like being stuck on Mr. Rodgers Trolly for 200 years with no exit station in site.

According to Gullup Poll people either believe it, disagree or have no idea who Darwin is or the theory to which he is attached. This explains the nations actions of late. We as a nation are clearly not educated, which makes it clear as Ralph Macchio’s skin as to why we are such a religious country, because we are all bat shit stupid. But our nation’s god of choice certainly does give us one heck of a sexy ego.

74% of post graduate graduates believed in evolution as apposed to 21% of high school students graduates. Apparently, we need science classes in public schools.

“Oh excuse me, (covering my mic and stepping off my soap box) we’re broke, we can’t teach the childrens anymore? ok sorry, I guess we’re fucked.”

Americans’ religious beliefs might make be the end of our western civilization. If you can’t see that simple fact that natural selection is alive and working in the world, you might need to watch more animal planet. Animals aren’t just at the zoo, they are an open window to the powers of nature.

(To be fair, Gallup only asks people who have a landline telephone, who the Fuck has a land line telephone, and answers it? Dinosaurs if you ask me).

I’ll keep my full rant to when they include Cell phone owners, and Gallup Poll needs to gets smarter and change their caller ID name to MOM.

Until then, stay smart America.

Meat Hat

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KROQ 106.7FM: Your Broadcast is old, You have been dismissed.

meat hat — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:46:33 +0000

Let me start off this dismissal by stating I’m over the age of 30 and I’ve grown up with KROQ for as long as I can remember, I know that its been shit for many many years, but its always been on my preset in my car stereo. However, this is a day to remember, I erased it, hopefully to never be heard from again. My dismissal of KROQ isn’t a “if its too loud you’re too old” stance of old man crying about youth. It’s about the fact that is fucking 2009 and they still play shit in heavy rotation from 1994. Haven’t we advanced to new sounds, new bands or a new culture? I recently realized in my short car trips the reason I didn’t feel older, and why I would get instantly irritated, it wasn’t because I wasn’t happy with my life it was because the music I was subjected to was the same shit I listen to when I was in high school. Its like time never changed at the KROQ studio.

With the loss of Indie 103.1 in Los Angeles I started to dial into KROQ more often, and I might as well have set myself on fire.

There is nothing cutting edge or “NEW ROCK” about KROQ Its like their MP3 player got caught on repeat. I made myself listen to this hack station for 1 hour at rush hour, to get to the root of my hatred. In one hour, I heard;

Sublime – Date Rape (Fucking worst song ever, I remember a kid in 9th grade giving a report on this song in Political science class. Even then I remember putting my fingers in my ears. Are drunk dead beat bros your only listeners?)

Stone Temple Pilots – Big Empty (Remember this Band? They’ve been gone for over 10 years, This song was in the fucking CROW MOVIE that I had to sneek into because I wasn’t even 17 yet.)

Sponge – Plowed (This band was a one hit wonder, never to be heard from again, except still in heavy rotation at KROQ)

Offspring – Bad Habit (Almost every fucking day sitting in LA traffic they play this song, so cleaver don’t you think?)

Linkin Park – In The End (I always thought everyone knew that Linkin Park was a boy band with Guitars, an Asian DJ and over hyped music videos? guess not.)

Nirvana – Lithium - (Nirvana was probably the turning point at which KROQ stopped playing Blondie and switched to anything from Seattle. I can’t hate on Nirvana, but they should be left to the oldies station)

MGMT – Kids (The one new song in the line up is still the most over played fucking song of the century, not new, not fresh, not even rock, next.)

The Toadies – Possum Kingdom -(This band never made it, yet, I hear this song all the time. Which leads me to believe, that KROQ has a tonal computer program that analyzes songs based the most pleasant tone rate you will listen to in a rock song, and this song must fit the desired tone, because it sounds like all the shit in rotation.)

Red Hot Chili Pepper – Give it away (Nothing makes me want to beat my wife and crash my car faster then hearing the RHCP, the sad thing is I think I used to like them, but the years of being beat over the head with their slick groove bullshit, I want revenge, I want them dead from the airwaves.This song is from fucking 1991, kids can now vote that were born with this song came out.)

Papa Roach – Life Line (Papa Roach was a rip off of a better band called THE DEFTONES who never got the love they deserved or the air play. This may be a newer song but Still, Papa Roach is boy band factory bullshit.)

Rage Against the Machine – Killing in the name (I can’t lie, I like RATM, but they are long gone, let them be silenced, no one listened to their message then, no one is listening now, shhhhhh)

System of a down – Sugar ( This gimmick song was lame 10 year ago, its lame now and it will be laughed at for all time, stop playing it)

Incubus – Anna Molly ( This song made my butthole shiver, sounded like I’ve heard it before, it sounds like all their shit. Are people really still listening to Incubus? Didn’t they steal Into anothers sound?)

Lastly

Cold Play – Lost ( I pulled over my car, cut my dick off and fed it to a homeless lady.)

I have to say this wasn’t a flash back lunch or weekend, this was primetime traffic time.

KROQ why haven’t you evolved? The sad demise of Indie 103.1FM in Los Angeles has really shown you for the sad puppet you are. Your hosts are soulless, I can almost hear the gun clicking in Jed the Fish’s mouth as he talks in gibberish about Panic at the Disco. Your morning Zoo is so past due for a make over, your hosts don’t even live in Los Angeles. The only shinning light to your frequency is Love Line, Love Line taught me everything I needed to know about rim jobs and blumpies when I was 8 years old.

KROQ, you are a zombie, you are holding a generation back from moving on with their lives. Give Rodney on the Rock a full retimerment package and a VIP area some where and stop your broadcast immediatly.

KROQ, you are not world famous, you are the brett Ratner of radio. You have been dismissed.

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