NuggNuts: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: December 10th, 2008 By: Mr. Chicken Purse | Under: Advertising, Something I Ate | Tags: , , ,

What the fucking hell is wrong with McDonalds?

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American Fashions; You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: December 3rd, 2008 By: Mr. Chicken Purse | Under: Clothes

Thats it, I have had enough. America, you are killing my boner. Fuck your homogenous bullshit denim. 

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BFFs: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: December 3rd, 2008 By: Mr. Chicken Purse | Under: dismissed, people | Tags: ,

Every time you turn around, life throws you another shitty obligation to catch like a gypsy’s baby at a train station. Bills, calling your mother, child support. Can’t a motherfucker sit on his couch and beat off watching a house marathon and just chill? The Answer is no. Because just when you get the lights turned off and make sure the blinds are closed, some motherfucker you’ve known for 20 years calls you on the phone with some problem they expect you to fix. And you have to put your dick down and listen, becuase that person is your BFF.

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