Posted: February 18th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Automobiles, Clothes, Douche Bag Uniform, Politics, Style, dismissed, fashion | Tags: bike messenger, classic cars, coffee, cute little matching hats, death monsters, douchebags, fixed gear, san francisco
I know this is probably redundant, because dismissing you is so obvious it hurts, but OH, for the love of GOD, you fixed gear bicycle riders in the city. You’re so tough…defiantly helmet-free, death wish in your pocket, NO FEAR. Playing chicken with cab drivers, flipping off anyone and everyone who dares get in your way, sneering through your Ray-Bans at the pathetic city bike with the handbrakes (psshhh, so ’98) stopping next to you at the signal (when you can be bothered to obey traffic signals, that is). Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: February 9th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Office, Politics, Pron, Rude, announcement, dismissed | Tags: layoffs, recession, steve carell, the office
and by the way, you're fired
Thank you, Mr. Executive Suit Guy who gets paid way too much to dictate the lives of all the little people under you, for saving the Company so much money today with your brilliant “Restructuring” plan. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: January 12th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Automobiles, Music, dismissed, people | Tags: Denny's, Garfield, Male Pattern Baldness
I see you, 45-year-old man driving by yourself in your mother (who you live with)’s borrowed car to go lurk on twelve year olds at the batting cages. It is totally depressing that the only form of self-expression you are capable of is to leave your faded-ass Garfield or Hello Kitty stuffed animals in the window of your car. SO MANY of them, too. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: December 23rd, 2008 By: sweet tits | Under: Bad Girls, Clothes, Design, Style, people
I want to repeatedly stab myself in the eyes every time I see a girl
wearing one of these. Read the rest of this entry »
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Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. Jesus Christ you people seriously need to calm the hell down. I am by no means a die hard Gaga fan but I think this is just pathetic. For a... by Furious
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. Tbh, I hate lady gaga and her songs and I’ve hated her since I first heard about her. I knew she was just another one of those sluts... by Oliver
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. I expressed similar misgivings in this article: http://www.enjoy-your-style.co m/lady-gaga.html by E
Lame (mostly) Indie Band Names – You Have Been Dismissed You know what I hate – when people say “when I say gay or faggy I’m not trying to homophobic”.... by Ric
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. She supports a blood sucking, baby killing, selfish society that is; Israel. And she called them monsters, yes, indeed that is what they are and... by amy
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. aah Shes is such an fucking attention seeker, fucking poser.. no wonder she got mistaken for a hooker .. lol *yo bitch.. 5 bucks ??* lol fucking... by abdul
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. If you all hate Gaga so much, please help to vote her DOWN in the TIME Magazine’s 2010 Most Influential poll. Please take a couple... by BrandingPie
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. she has no musical talent. the ridiculous outfits and make-up are just serve as a distraction away from her HUGE nose and fucking ugly face. she is... by Elz