Posted: February 18th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Automobiles, Clothes, Douche Bag Uniform, Politics, Style, dismissed, fashion | Tags: bike messenger, classic cars, coffee, cute little matching hats, death monsters, douchebags, fixed gear, san francisco
I know this is probably redundant, because dismissing you is so obvious it hurts, but OH, for the love of GOD, you fixed gear bicycle riders in the city. You’re so tough…defiantly helmet-free, death wish in your pocket, NO FEAR. Playing chicken with cab drivers, flipping off anyone and everyone who dares get in your way, sneering through your Ray-Bans at the pathetic city bike with the handbrakes (psshhh, so ’98) stopping next to you at the signal (when you can be bothered to obey traffic signals, that is). Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: February 9th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Office, Politics, Pron, Rude, announcement, dismissed | Tags: layoffs, recession, steve carell, the office
and by the way, you're fired
Thank you, Mr. Executive Suit Guy who gets paid way too much to dictate the lives of all the little people under you, for saving the Company so much money today with your brilliant “Restructuring” plan. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: January 12th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Automobiles, Music, dismissed, people | Tags: Denny's, Garfield, Male Pattern Baldness
I see you, 45-year-old man driving by yourself in your mother (who you live with)’s borrowed car to go lurk on twelve year olds at the batting cages. It is totally depressing that the only form of self-expression you are capable of is to leave your faded-ass Garfield or Hello Kitty stuffed animals in the window of your car. SO MANY of them, too. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted: December 23rd, 2008 By: sweet tits | Under: Bad Girls, Clothes, Design, Style, people
I want to repeatedly stab myself in the eyes every time I see a girl
wearing one of these. Read the rest of this entry »
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