Kottonmouth Kings DISMISSED

Posted: July 14th, 2009 By: Wally George | Under: dismissed

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Back in my day, you had to worry about the skinheads roaming Huntington Beach pier. Now you must concern yourself with the OC’s very own Insane Clown Posse, The Kottonmouth Kings… Read the rest of this entry »

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New Balance Shoes: Dismissed

Posted: February 15th, 2009 By: Wally George | Under: dismissed

new_balance_574_beeThe New Balance shoe, loved by hipsters and runners alike, is a secret communist organization trying to bring down America from the bottom up. As any good American should, I prefer my footwear to be made in America. This is a rumor that New Balance is spreading but with a little hard core investigating (or googling) I will reveal the truth. Read the rest of this entry »

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Halloween Sluts; Dismissed!

Posted: November 12th, 2008 By: Wally George | Under: Clothes

Listen sluts, its not a costume if you are just dressing up as a filthy whore. Did I say dressing up? You are not dressing up at all, you are taking clothes off! Halloween is not an excuse to show off what no one really wants to see. What is wrong with a wholesome classic costume such as a  ghost? Do you really need to be SEXY ghost?  A classic ghost costume is affordable and covers an innocent young woman from head to toe. Read the rest of this entry »

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