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Kottonmouth Kings DISMISSED

Wally George — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:13:32 +0000

Back in my day, you had to worry about the skinheads roaming Huntington Beach pier. Now you must concern yourself with the OC’s very own Insane Clown Posse, The Kottonmouth Kings…I was inspired to write this after witnessing a family of whales that all had Kottonmouth King tattoos. Yes, even middle aged mom was representin’. These idiots have let their blond hair grow out into white dreadlocks or a dangerous mohawk and have left the 909 to invade our god loving, flat bill hating, County of Orange. Wait, I have only been dismissing Kottonmouth King fans, I forgot the amazing band with such hits as “Planet Budtron” “Where’s The Weed At” and “Proud to be a Stoner.” Do you know why weed will never be legal? Because of idiots like you. Its amazing that the Metal Mulisha and ICP were able to successfully mate and produce this band of potential Nobel Prize winners. And worst of all they feature a guy who used in be in a few real bands, namely the Descendents and Dag Nasty. At least those bands had the decency to kick him out as soon as they caught him trying to mix hip hop with punk rock. Some things were just not ment to go together and suburban white boy stoner rap is a combination that no one needs.
Kottonmouth Kings suck…dismissed.

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New Balance Shoes: Dismissed

Wally George — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:51:53 +0000

The New Balance shoe, loved by hipsters and runners alike, is a secret communist organization trying to bring down America from the bottom up. As any good American should, I prefer my footwear to be made in America. This is a rumor that New Balance is spreading but with a little hard core investigating (or googling) I will reveal the truth.

I recently went to the New Balance factory story to obtain a few pairs of running shoes for Mr. and Mrs. George. The prices were amazing and it was actually a factory outlet. Not one of those lame strip malls where everyone loves to buy their quality Big Dogz and Hilfiger goods. After I got home I noticed that the tag says “Made in the USA of Imported Materials” hmmm… So they are not made in America, they are “assembled” in America. Yet there is a little brochure with the title “Commited to American Workers”…huh? The next thing that caught my eye was that another pair I bought say MADE IN CHINA. China not only has a red colored flag…they are outright COMMUNISTS! Ronald Reagan just stopped in his tracks mid lap at the Heaven Track and Field Fitness Center.

So one pair of these great American shoes was “Assembled in America” and the other is a piece of foreign garbage. What am I supposed to do, buy some Kraut smelling Adidas or hippy shit Portland Nikes, neither of which are made in God’s greatest land? I don’t know, but I will keep you updated on my pursuit of true American footwear.

So come to find out that only 25 percent of New Balance shoes are made in American and these shoes have “Uppers and insoles made in USA, all other components made in China”

New Balance are Communist shoes, get them off my show!

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Halloween Sluts; Dismissed!

Wally George — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:24:59 +0000

Listen sluts, its not a costume if you are just dressing up as a filthy whore. Did I say dressing up? You are not dressing up at all, you are taking clothes off! Halloween is not an excuse to show off what no one really wants to see. What is wrong with a wholesome classic costume such as a ghost? Do you really need to be SEXY ghost? A classic ghost costume is affordable and covers an innocent young woman from head to toe.

And what the hell is a French Maid? Have you ever seen a French maid? They wear sweatpants and have bad teeth. It is costumes like that are now considered “acceptable” at a private school fall holiday celebration. I think that is why most schools have banned dressing up because do you really want your 9 year old going to school as a DIRTY ladybug? Dirty ladybugs get caught behind the bleachers making out with a NAUGHTY princess. We are talking about SIX YEAR OLDS! Take your Jannah Montana jezebel outfits back to Wal Mart because they won’t be allowed around here. Whats next? Boys dressing up as an EROTIC police officer, native American, or construction worker???

So you show up to a fun Christian get together for some punch, dressed as a SEXY nurse. Do you know what that leads to? Getting raped. And do you know who who’s fault it is? Probably not the kindly youth group leader who is doing his best to resist the temptation of an actual SATANIC DEMON in front of his eyes. You need to clean up your act before America joins those heathen Jehovah’s Witnesses and we cancel all holidays altogether. Do you really want Prince and Michael Jackson to be fondling each other, sipping Jesus Juice and laughing about how they were right all along?

Its a slippery slope my friends, and I for one won’t be cancelling Christmas because of some SKANKY ladies parading around in their under panties.

Halloween sluts, you are a bunch of America hating COMMIES, GET OFF MY SHOW!

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