Company “Restructuring”: You Have Been Dismissed

Posted: February 9th, 2009 By: sweet tits | Under: Office, Politics, Pron, Rude, announcement, dismissed | Tags: , , ,
and by the way, you're fired

and by the way, you're fired

Thank you, Mr. Executive Suit Guy who gets paid way too much to dictate the lives of all the little people under you, for saving the Company so much money today with your brilliant “Restructuring” plan. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tuna in Shared Spaces: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: January 16th, 2009 By: meat hat | Under: Rude, Something I Ate | Tags: , ,

charlietuna

You would think this would be a common rule, but people don’t seem to understand you can’ t eat tuna sandwiches or salads in a small space with other people!!!!! Tuna is to be enjoyed by single people alone in their sad apartment.  Read the rest of this entry »

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