I know you don’t have a theme song as catchy as Subways, and your fucked up little hamster abortions are long gone, but your Million Sub giveaway isn’t going to help you win over new customers.
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Dear Beef Jerky-
You’re gross, I fucking hate you!
No wait. I’m sorry. That is a pathetic lie. Not so much the HATE thing, more the GROSS thing. You are a lot of things, you are certainly not gross. Read the rest of this entry »
Dude I get it. We all want to rig up a fart bong and suck down some smelly air once in a while, but the thing is, we’re all wrong to want this. Read the rest of this entry »
Peta listen up, sex isn’t saving animals. Objectifying women only worked for Princes’ career, it doesn’t save cows. Read the rest of this entry »
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How many photosets do people need to see depicting girls looking completely bored and as dazed as if they had been kicked in the head by a horse while taking a bath? Read the rest of this entry »
Tivo has enabled obese people with no legs to order Dominos pizza from their Tivo remote straight on their couch as they enjoy their recorded marathon of THE BIGGEST LOSER. Read the rest of this entry »
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You would think this would be a common rule, but people don’t seem to understand you can’ t eat tuna sandwiches or salads in a small space with other people!!!!! Tuna is to be enjoyed by single people alone in their sad apartment. Read the rest of this entry »
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Something happened in 2008 that injected the idea into the public consciousness that bacon is the solution to all of your problems. I am quite sure this notion started with Paula Dean’s fat, ignorant mouth. Read the rest of this entry »
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Look, I know you touch your junk all day, I touch my junk all day. I’ve met your girlfriend, I know for sure she touches her junk, and I don’t want to eat her vegan meat loaf. Read the rest of this entry »
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I just took my last final, Read the rest of this entry »
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