Let me start off this dismissal by stating I’m over the age of 30 and I’ve grown up with KROQ for as long as I can remember, I know that its been shit for many many years, but its always been on my preset in my car stereo. However, this is a day to remember, I erased it, hopefully to never be heard from again. Read the rest of this entry »
Dear Doppler Radar,
I fucking hate you. The quirky local weatherman (or local slutty weather gal with huge juggernauts), gives you a special long winded name like, Mega Doppler 7000 Storm Tracker 2000 and claims you can track the weather down to a specific street corner. Yet when I watch your images, and see pixelated shades of green making their way across the Pacific towards my beloved Los Angeles, and I hear the weatherman translate your data into words, claiming a “major storm” is on the way, you always just end up betraying me. You are never right Doppler. Ever. Read the rest of this entry »
Tivo has enabled obese people with no legs to order Dominos pizza from their Tivo remote straight on their couch as they enjoy their recorded marathon of THE BIGGEST LOSER. Read the rest of this entry »
Few things get me going like the gnome haters. What isn’t to love? Just look at that little guy! Let me break it down why gnomes are the best race in Azeroth: Read the rest of this entry »
Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features. Pfft, she’s not a day over 14 you sick bastard. Read the rest of this entry »
Here’s a little insight on how car thieves work: They grease the little guys at Mercedes and BMW, who in turn acquire the security codes for keyless ignitions, which are then uploaded into a little computer that will unlock and electronically start that 100,000 dollar car in a matter of seconds, like Ed Furlong at the ATM in T2. If they can do that, don’t you think they can probably maneuver around your ten-dollar, Chinese-import line of defense? Especially when your passenger window is stuck?
Remember when seeing a person walking down the street talking to themselves meant that they were a raving street lunatic? It was always kind of a special treat to encounter such a person, like seeing a rainbow or finding a quarter in an unconscious hobo’s Styrofoam cup. Read the rest of this entry »