First of all. Lets all calm the fuck down. Chicken little called and told me the sky isn’t falling. But he’s not taking any chances and is fucking every thing in sight.

For those who aren’t aware of the fun end of the world senario. On Dec 21, 2012 will be the end of the world as we know it. Will it blow up? Will we drift into space? Will cows get their deserved revendge? Will Britney Speas really get her comeback tour together? Will Rush Limbaugh bring burning man to the white house lawn? Who the fuck knows, so don’t stop planning your careers, maybe stop eating pizza from a cup and listen up.

When the end comes, it’ll be scored by the music of Enya.

People love to have an end game scenario. Here is a scenario, It’ll all be fine once we’re gone.

Human’s have proved that we’re just date rapers with no remorse, the earth deserves a flea bath of homosapiens. But still, one day this might happen, but 2012? No way. We survived Y2k, we survived Being Bobby Brown, we’ll be able to enjoy 2012 and the Summer Olympics along with the rest of the world no problem.

If you speak fluent hippy bullshit, this might explain it a little better. Quick take mushrooms, and guzzle some bathroom cleaner.

Did you get a Douche Shiver from watching that? (*The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrassing situation.) I did.

Well Sony and the wizard of anus have made a film based on your fears of yet another wall of water  taking over our planet. (see: Deep Impact, Muppets from Space (gonzo at noah’s arc), Steal Magnolias)

I give you next summers Block Buster 2012 film Trailer

2012, You haven’t happened yet, you’ll be fine just like the rest of time, perhaps you’ll have a US presidental election and let some gays marry, but for the conspiracy theorists out there You Have Been  Dismissed.

4 years and 17 days until the end of the world?

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