Don Wildman just drips with gross. Watching him on screen sends me rolling aound the house infected with Douche Shivers. How can this dude, act the roll of someone worth watching and then act it so poorly? Who is the real Don Wildman? Why is he trying to be a modern day Don Draper trolling under old cities?  His only credential is being an actor. Shit, anyone with an english accent would be more credible then this tick.

Since I can’t stand watching the show for more then the mere seconds it takes to grab the remote, I’ll have to dissect this interview I found on the youtubes.

:19 – Only 19 seconds in, this tool talks about himself.  He must do this because there is another Don Wildman who sounds like he could kick this Don Wildman’s ass.

:26 Riskier and Deeper? Its not like you’re going into Pam Anderson’s Hep C crusty vagina wearing night vision with open wounds on your face. Shut up.

:38 Think about what you are saying? It makes no sense and your sour intense face still doesn’t sell it. Don you mean both years you were underground, and now its even more underground? Do tell, did you find magma? Did you un-earth a lost Vaselines Ep?

:50 This is a true inside the actors studio moment. Don, what was your modivation here? Goonies? I doubt it, the closest you are to that is Troy.  Perhaps your channeling someone who has to find the toilet at applebees.

:55 Unexplored caves? I don’t think for one second there isn’t a poor village man who walks ahead of you encase a grenade goes off.

1:00  Watch him drop us some knowledge.

1:11  Locaion name dropping is so cute don’t you think?  He says it like we can’t even find that place on a map.

1:33 Why the fuck is he so urgent?Is he searching for Baby Jessica? I could understand his shit rattled excitement if he uncovered the recipe to Mexican coke buried in these undergrounds.

1:57   – I like his instincts here. Very realistic. Take that jacket off.

Giving you blue steel

2:36 – Huell Howser called, he wants his 4th grade interviewing skills back. You can’t repeat what was already said as a question and claim it as your own.

3:04 – From underground you fuck. This look is the look that set me rolling with douche shivers.

3:35 – Watch as he stares, then pretends to be smart. Don, don’t patronize the host. You’re not Al Pacino.

4:41 – His facts are off. Gambling is as old as humankind. Gambling in Vegas however was legalized in 1931.

5:09 Thanks for talking about yourself. Thanks for letting everyone know how excited you are that you have a job. We can all see you suck at it, but we’re all so proud you have something you can use to make your mom feel better about catching you wearing make up foundation in high school.

5:19 A rock band? A fucking rock band?You shit turd are a cable host who patranizes people about old shit no one cares about. You are not a rock band. You are not fucking women with fish and shooting heroin in penthouses across the world. fuck you.

Don Wildman, if that is indeed your name. Fuck you. You suck. You should be waiting tables at Dulce, and you know it. Enjoy your job while you can. Try giving giving actual acting a shot when your show ends. Thanks, You have been dismissed.

I had to laugh when Google-ing his name, the first thing that came up was. Don Wildman, You’re a fucking douche. hahahahaah.

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