Macaroni Grill: You Have Been Dismissed.

The other weekend, I had the sheer displeasure of heading over to ROMANO’S MACARONI GRILL for my Uncle’s Birthday.  Now I love my Uncle and would walk to the end of the Olive Garden or even Bucca Di Bepo for him.  I’m just saying, that one step through Romano’s door and I knew that my order would consist of a singular Iced Tea (hold the lemon please) with a later stop at the Taco Truck – Taco Zone. Two hours later, I emerged from the faux stone building where we left a Crayon covered Paper Table, and my mind.

Oh Macaroni Grill HELL…What has ‘Merica come to?!

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Garnish. You’ve Been Dismissed.

Dear Garnish-

I hate to break it to you. But someone has to let you know.

You’re a THIRD WHEEL. You’re a $$23 Million Dollar US Enterprise Wasting Food, Farmer’s Time, and Natural Resources. Get a date with someone who needs you.  Get off my plate.

Let me compartmentalize it in the following manner:

1. Define “Third Wheel”
2. Explain What You’ve Done To Warrant It
3. Describe What You Can Do To Make A Change

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