FAR what the fuck? While doing research for dismissing KROQ 106.7 FM (coming soon) I’ve heard this song that I swear sounds like Nickelback  singing about being horny and riding on his pony. (listen here)

The song makes me want to crash my car, find the singer and make him pay for it.  Each time the song was over, they play it non stop,  they kept saying. “that was Far.”  I kept thinking, who took over Far’s name, and then tainted the airwaves with this shit? Then I prayed it was a band called Farm, just like always, my prayers were unanswered.

Taking to google, the whole thing is true, Far does indeed sing this song, with my lack of Hip Hop knowledge I didn’t know it was a cover of a popular Ginuwine rap song.

Check it here.

That gives it some kitsch, but still. It sounds like Nickelback and creed playing a backyard BBQ, with VH1 Rock of love chicks waxing their boobs to this track. I don’t have problems with sexually explicit lyrics, they can be fun, but this song is just lazy, and the fact that I hate it means it will do really well.

Far, I was a fan 10 year ago when I’d see you repeatedly at the showcase in Corona, we even lost our keys in your mosh pit and had to spend the night in the parking lot, I was a fan 4 months ago when I paid for over priced tickets to your show at the Troubadour Under your Hot little Pony name. Which, was a great show, and the skeleton girl fans in the balcony made it laughably memerable.

But, Jonah if this is a ploy to take down hip hop, or a last ditch effort to sell out for the masses, I’m afraid you’ll have to go it alone. Far you are dead to me, I’ve always wished you well, and was excited you were making a come back, I wanted better for you then this bilb on the chart you will be remembered for. You have been dismissed. Enjoy your new Nickelback fans, they’ll take you places. Places you’ve never wanted to go.

I almost wish, one line drawing would do the hip hop covers with R2D2 as the back up hoe.

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