I hesitate writing this Dismissal because you celebrate being hated – which makes me feel kinda sorry for you.  All that inner fatgirl self-hatred and shame you have deep inside…you can just tuck it away and tag your site “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site”.  But can we be honest with each other for a sec, boo?

Perez Hilton, you’re a no-talent douchebag.  All the self aggrandizement, hair coloring, weight loss attempts, and childlike crayon comments on other people’s lives don’t make you a very good “journalist” or blogger or The Queen of All Media.

Your constant narcissistic self promotion is stifling and has nothing to do with reality.  Just because you say you’re someone, doesn’t make you someone.  And living off other people’s misery through gossip and innuendo is kinda cheap.  You’re like a vampire of crap.  You like sucking the crap out of Hollywood and regurgitating a distilled, not very pithy blog post.  What’s even funnier is all the super-douchebag Hollywood publicists and managers fighting to be on your site.  You each think you’re using each other and I find that cute.

And can we talk about your actual web site?  Fuck dude, it’s pretty bad.  I counted over 20 ads on the home page.  You’re a whore and don’t give a shit about your readers.  And BTW, the users who comment on your stories are better writers than you in most cases….maybe look into hiring them to write for you because you kinda suck.  Your idiotic attempt at nicknames along with the doodle comments on photos is retarded.

There are those who will decry this Dismissal, including yourself, as feeding the machine that makes you bigger (pun intended).  After all, you love nothing more than being hated.  Maybe it makes you feel safe and able to cope with mess going on inside your head….daddy wasn’t loving enough?…mommy was a narcissist?… school was hard on the little chubby kid with bad skin?

Keep up the good work you do for society.  I applaud your ability to hide behind other people’s lives and make a shit load of money doing it…..but you are soooo 2008, and therefore dismissed, bitch.

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