People, come on. Its not that hard. After you poo, wipe your ass until the brown on the toilet paper is gone. Otherwise, you will have flies on your butt like the lady above.
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Really? Truck Nuts? Why was this ever made? Who the fuck does this? Oh, yeah that’s right I know exactly who you are…
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JerkStore:
One exclamation point (!) at the end of a sentence has the same meaning as three (!!!). Just because you added a dozen exclamation points to your email doesn’t mean you are any more excited, pissed off or shocked then you would be with a single exclamation point.
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What is the deal with half socks? Is the extra length too much effort to stitch on? Is the point to show off your awesome ankles? Does that extra couple of inches restrict your movements too much? Half socks your purpose is a mystery to me.
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JerkStore:
I live in Southern California and we ONLY have one electric company to choose from. This means you have no options, no choices and when you have an issue… you have no one to turn to.
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JerkStore:
Hey bro, we totally get it. you smoke weed. The giant rasta flag with a pot leaf hanging in the back window of your 1978 VW Bus and your never ending use of lines from the movie “Friday” (not to mention “Dazed and Confused,” “Cheech and Chong,” and “Pineapple Express”) was a dead give away.
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JerkStore:
Let me start by saying, I love Bill Cosby. I have watched and enjoyed every Cosby Show ever made. Nick at Night / TV Land is airing episodes (currently) and every-once in a while I will partake in an episode. My problem is not with Bill, but with his egotistical doctor character Heathcliff Huxtable.
Heathcliff AKA Cliff is a doctor and he wont let you forget it. Everyone on the show (except his wife and children) call him Dr. Huxtable. His neighbors, his friends, his mechanic, his son-in-law(s), his children’s friends and even his daughters adopted child MUST CALL HIM DOCTOR HUXTABLE.
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JerkStore:
My gripe is not with all jaywalkers. We all have illegally crossed the street at one time or another, my issue is with the people who stop traffic to jaywalk. Is this some sort of power trip? Why are you putting your life in my hands?
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What is wrong with old people today. Why are you so mean and pissed off? Let me clarify “mean old people”
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