Party Lesbians; You Have Been Dismissed.

Click here to watch Dr. Meat Hat explain party lesbians.

Definition: Straight girls who make out in male dominated party situations.

I do judge a “good/bad movie”  by the amount of Party Lesbians it boasts (see. Lost Boys Lost Tribe). But in the real time world Party Lesbians are so starved for male testosterone attention they’ll go at it at parties just to get the attention their families never gave them. They want the benefits of attention without all the real pain it really takes to be a actual homosexual.

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Will Smith, Jaden Smith & Jada Pinket Smith: You All Have Been Dismissed.

I’m sorry but I need you all to get straight out of my face. You all had me in the 90’s [see: A Different World, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, 6 Degrees of Separation, and my favorite,  Set It Off], but now I shiver every-time I see any of you. Who took your soul? Who took your pride? Who took your talent? And where do you get off spawning the worst child actor ever?  Read the rest of this entry »

Brokencyde: Dismissed or Not Dismissed?

Watch this till the end, then read on.

I just learned of these mexi generational trend hounds called Borkencyde yesterday. While at first I must admit, I was ready to slap their presents immediately straight out of my face, but then, I was so entranced by how off the rails this was I had to investigate further, which of course confused me more.  Read the rest of this entry »

Chris Dane Owens: Question, Dismissed or not Dismissed?

Watch first in its entirety, then I’ll discuss.

Best if viewed in high quality quicktime

I’m really struggling with this new singer dude Chris Dane Owens. I’ve never heard of him before, I just watched his video, I have to admit I was really entertained, not because it was good, but because I wondered when the hard core porn was going to start. Read the rest of this entry »

Pope Moblie: You have been Dismissed.

The Popemobile is an informal name for the specially designed motor vehical used by the Pope during outdoor public appearances.

I have a question, where is the toilet paper roll dispenser? Read the rest of this entry »

Men’s Casual Leather Jacket: You Have Been Dismissed.

Men’s Casual leather jackets had their hay day back in the 90’s. Men got laid in them at frat parties. Men baptized their baby’s at church sporting these bad ass fuckers . Shit, these rags were city issued at Hollywood industry get-togethers. Read the rest of this entry »

Religious Freaks: You have been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

So you love God, Jesus, The Holy Ghost,  L. Ron, Joseph Smith, the spaghetti monster, Muhammad, Buddah, (insert Hindu god here), thats great, you can all agree on loving something completely out of grasp. That is your glorious right as a human, you get to believe whatever you like. But when people choose not to believe in something celestrial the religious community’s holy boxing gloves come off to battle the non believers. Read the rest of this entry »

Daytona Beach: You Have Been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

Oh Daytona Beach Florida, with your hard packed beach sand and drunk under age beauties, what is it about your city that just instantly makes me gag?  Read the rest of this entry »

Toupées & Comb Overs: You Have Been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

So you’re balding? Big deal its not like most men have the lion’s mane of Mitt Romney. There is no shame in going bald gracefully. The self confidence you feel when you wear a toupée is false, more people will discuss your “FUR BEANIE” then they would if you just sport your cute bald head. Unless of course your head is misshapen, in that case, ew gross.  Read the rest of this entry »

Dr. James Dobson: You Have Been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

When I was young I had to listen to Dr. James Dobson in my moms white broke ass Toyota Corolla. No air conditioning, no flat panel TV screens or game boys/ psp to escape to. Being  a kid in the 80’s was tough, but listening to Dr. James Dobson was always a low point in the car rides, the high point was getting to listen to Neil Diamond. Read the rest of this entry »