I hate Britney Spears.  I don’t care that it’s her birthday week and I don’t care that she’s “getting it together” now for a come back.  The bitch cannot sing.  Period.  She is a product of the record label marketing machines who’s only job is to crank out skank whores like Britney until they’re spent.  And this bitch has lasted WAY too long.  “Hit me baby one more time…?”  How about I hit you ten more times.

She’s nothing more than a former Mouseketeer from Kentwood, Louisiana with frighteningly wide set eyes, fake tits, fake ass, fake nose, calf implants….do I need to go on?  Let’s talk about the voice.  WTF?  Jesus Christ, she sucks.  It’s like a cross between helium, The Chipmunks, and a queef.  A really stanky queef.

You’re white trash.  I have cousins with more class than you – who’ve also had multiple divorces, child neglect charges, jail terms, and shaved heads and pussies.  You disgust me.  You’ve been given everything and continue to suck at both your art and life.  I hate you even more for making Kevin Federline look like a responsible adult.  Wait, maybe I hate you most for the Madonna kiss…or helping Perez Hilton’s readership.

Put on some fucking shoes, some Goddamned underwear (I never want to see your shaved purpose again), put your kids in car-seats and stop sleeping with paparazzi just to get your picture taken you fucking shit bag no-talent cunt.

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