Party Lesbians; You Have Been Dismissed.

Click here to watch Dr. Meat Hat explain party lesbians.

Definition: Straight girls who make out in male dominated party situations.

I do judge a “good/bad movie”  by the amount of Party Lesbians it boasts (see. Lost Boys Lost Tribe). But in the real time world Party Lesbians are so starved for male testosterone attention they’ll go at it at parties just to get the attention their families never gave them. They want the benefits of attention without all the real pain it really takes to be a actual homosexual.

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Prince: You Have Been Dismissed

Prince, for the past 15 years or so, I’ve done nothing but defend you and explain your idiotic decisions and dumb ass behavior on you just being a misunderstood, eccentric genius. But now I’m done, I’ve given up on you, from now on you are on your own in your little, purple, Jehovah Witness world. Read the rest of this entry »

Dr. James Dobson: You Have Been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

When I was young I had to listen to Dr. James Dobson in my moms white broke ass Toyota Corolla. No air conditioning, no flat panel TV screens or game boys/ psp to escape to. Being  a kid in the 80’s was tough, but listening to Dr. James Dobson was always a low point in the car rides, the high point was getting to listen to Neil Diamond. Read the rest of this entry »