Company “Restructuring”: You Have Been Dismissed

and by the way, you're fired

Thank you, Mr. Executive Suit Guy who gets paid way too much to dictate the lives of all the little people under you, for saving the Company so much money today with your brilliant “Restructuring” plan. Read the rest of this entry »

Middle Management Department Head; You Have Been Dismissed.

Meat Hat:

How does it feel being in charge of 20 people who are smarter, younger and better then you?

How does it feel to have the whole office think you’re an idiot? When you walk down the hall people don’t run in fear of you, they run for the fear of actually having to talk to you. You have the IQ of a 12 year old girl, and the temper of a lion.

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